Samuel Taylor Coleridge

what if the moon was haunted
by women who had sex with demons

what

what if kubla khan made a whole dome
just for pleasure
and put an ocean underneath the ground
with no sun in it

wow
i don’t know

and rivers flung boulders up out of the earth at people
haha
flung ’em right up at people’s stupid faces

i guess that would really be something

you’re damn right it’d be something
caves of ice
and ancestral war voices prophesying about damsels
and sacred rivers screaming beware
and your hair would float
and
ugh hang on
two seconds
there’s a guy here

ok

be right back

you still there?

uuuuugh
that guy

who was it?

some asshole from Porlock

what did he want

to talk to me for like
a million hours
about nothing
apparently
anyhow
what was i saying
fuck
what was i saying

something about a river

no
that wasn’t it
fuuuuuck
hey do you have any opium