Rudyard Kipling

i’m bored
let’s go shoot something

okay
What

i don’t care
a tiger
or a Boer

what was that last one?

I mean a bear

oh
Okay

haha must have been a weird typo
it’s illegal to hunt men
but exhilarating

what?

i said it was illegal
and also
execrable
execrable was the second word i said