You wanna hear something like crazy? So this morning, I am butt-naked in the shower, and they get it in their heads that I am holding some kind of weapon.
They all pile in with their hockey helmets and that and I tell them, “Leave me alone, I want my privacy,” but they keep after me, (into megaphone) “Give us the knife.” “It’s not a knife, it’s only a tampon, I’m on my period,” I tell ’em. “Give it here,” they say, “you could hang yourself with that, give it to us.” “No,” I say, “I’m not givin’ you, I’m bleeding I need it,” and they go, “Glory, we are gonna pepper spray you if you don’t give us that item immediately,” and I am like, “Do it, dudes! Go right ahead and blind me if it’ll make you feel better.”
So that’s what they did. They blinded me. For like thirty minutes, and it fucking hurt, I couldn’t see nothing.
I still can’t really see.
Did you know pepper spray is from hot peppers? Like the ones they put in Mexican food?
Ever been pepper sprayed? One time they pepper sprayed me nine times in one day.
“Give a little, get a little,” that’s what Gail kept saying, what does that mean?
Give a little, get a little. I just don’t fuckin’ get that, do you?