I woke up late on Saturday morning. Little bits of the dream I’d been having skittered out of my head like quick, slick bugs. There was a hole in the roof of the house and leaves were blowing in, piling up in the corner of the room next to mine. Then I was in some kind of house made out of glass, maybe a greenhouse. I was chasing someone and was full of bad intentions. There was a shotgun leaning up against the wall. That was all I could grab before it all tumbled out my ears.
Sunlight was streaming in my window, and I could hear the cars going by out on Route 44. I wiped the gunk out of the corners of my eyes and checked the alarm clock. It was almost ten, which was like a bonus. I almost never slept that late or that well.
One of the many crappy things about having to get up early for school five days a week was that, even when I didn’t need to, I usually woke up early. My body was just trained, I guess, and it was getting worse as I got older. Last summer vacation, it was July before I started sleeping much past eight.
The house wasn’t big, and even though I was upstairs, I could smell that mom was cooking bacon. It was like I didn’t know I was going to sleep until almost ten, but she knew just when I’d be waking up. It was eerie how she some times seemed to know me better than I knew myself, but that’s what moms are for, right?
Anyway, I just stayed there like that for a minute. I was in my own bed, the sun was filling up the room, and the smell of bacon was creeping up the stairs. It’s the kind of thing you don’t notice so much until it’s taken away, but I soaked it all in right then. It’s like, not to be all mystical or anything, but it’s like somewhere deep down I knew what was coming.
I looked out the window to gauge the temperature. It looked warm and I got dressed for that. I pounded down the stairs and headed for the bathroom to brush the morning out of my mouth.
“Morning,” Mom called as I passed the kitchen.
“Morning,” I said.
“Guess what I’m making,” she said. She wanted me to say it, but I refused. It was like my favorite breakfast of all time, English muffins with a slice of melted cheese and a few strips of bacon on top, but she had this real childlike name for it, and I was just too old to be saying stuff like that.
“I’ll have four,” I yelled back, closing the bathroom door behind me.
I looked in the mirror and my hair was still sticking straight up on the left side from where I’d been sleeping on it, and right then, I thought about Tommy. I didn’t know where he was, if he was OK, or what, but standing there in a warm house with my favorite breakfast waiting, looking at my hair sticking up and my face still red from sleep, I hoped he was OK, I hoped he wasn’t dead or cold or lost. Then I brushed my teeth, because really, what could I do about it? No need to shower, since it was the weekend.
When I got out, I saw there was already a plate at the table, so I pulled up a chair.
“There you are, four Mommy Surprises for the young gentleman,” she said, and I really wished she wouldn’t say things like that, but I just thanked her again for the food, and she went back into the kitchen to drain the grease into a Tupperware container. She used it for cooking with. It made everything taste good.
It was just my mom and me, almost since I could remember. I was embarrassed about that for a long time. This was a real small town, so everyone knew your business, and most of the kids around here were a lot better off. Full families, bigger cars, vacations out of town, stuff like that.
It hadn’t seemed so bad for a while now. First with Bones and then with Tommy, as messed up as things were for them, I’d gotten to feeling almost lucky. I mean, we had this little house, no one hit me, I got to eat bacon on the weekends. Whatever, I’m not going to tear up here or anything, but I knew it could’ve been worse.
After breakfast, Mom was like, “What are you going to do today?”
“Well, first off, I’m going out back to dig up some night crawlers,” I said. There’s a patch out back by the fence where the grass never took that’s good for that.
“You going fishing?” she asked.
“Yep,” I said. “Mixer, Bones, and me are going up the mountain tomorrow.”
Normally, Tommy’d come on a trip like that. There’d be four of us, instead of three. I’m pretty sure we were both thinking it, but neither of us said so. It was just one of those things you didn’t say, like how I didn’t tell her that Bones didn’t really have his license yet. I didn’t say he did, either, just let her assume. I never liked to lie to my mom, and so the less I said about this trip the better.
Then she was like, “Well, go change then, if you’re going to be digging.”
And that is why you really shouldn’t have a hard-and-fast policy of not lying to your mom. I should’ve just said I was going to walk down to the pharmacy. But I went and changed like she said.
As I was walking away, she was still calling after me: “Wear something that’s already dirty. Go get those other jeans out of the laundry, the ones you shouldn’t still be wearing anyway!”
And then I was outside and it was a little cooler than I thought it was going to be, based on all the sun. It was what the weatherman on channel four would call “clear but cool” or “crisp.” Once I got working, though, I wouldn’t need a jacket. I rolled up the sleeves of my flannel and went and fished the spade out of the bucket on the porch.
Out back, I kicked away some of the leaves that I’d raked up against the fence until I had a nice patch of dirt and rock to work with. Then I got down on the ground and got to it. I’ve always liked digging for night crawlers, and I’ve dug a lot more than I’ve ever used for fishing. If you’ve never done it, it’s kind of hard to explain. Part of it is I sort of like the smell of dirt: fresh, dark dirt that you just turned over.
There’s a song called “Digging in the Dirt”—it goes like, “This time you’ve gone too far!”—and even though it’s by some old English guy, and it’s sort of college music and maybe a little gay around the edges, I still sort of like it. I like it because I like digging in the dirt. A lot of times, I ended up sort of humming it when I was digging.
So anyway, I turned over the first rock and there were some grubs or something on the underside of it. White larva sacks, I guess they could also have been some kind of eggs, so I tossed the rock away. Then I just settled in, breaking the dirt with the spade and taking the first few little scoops out. A lot of times, the worms are right near the surface, and you don’t want to cut them in half, so you go slow with the spade.
If you do cut them in half, it’s pretty cool. They squirm around and crap dirt out of their bodies, but they don’t stay alive long enough to fish with if you do that, so you try to avoid it.
Anyway, a few scoops down and I saw the dirt moving, so I brushed it away with my fingers and, sure enough, there was the head of a big fat one, poking around like a finger in the dark. I cleaned a little more dirt away and then pulled it out. Real slow, one long pull, because if you jerk it, it’ll tear apart just like if you cut it. You have to be steady, and I’m pretty good at it.
This thing was damn near six inches long, a real monster. I pulled it clear and held it up in the air, just sort of admiring it. The worm curled up like an upside-down question mark. I dropped it in my bucket and dumped some dirt on top.
When you start off the day like that, you know it’s going to be a good morning of digging, and I sort of hoped we really did get a chance to go fishing the next day, fishing for something more than answers.
Of course, there was a lot of time between Saturday morning and Sunday afternoon. Most of the time, that was the choice cut of the week, and you just sort of kicked back and let it roll by. This week, it was less choice-cut steak and more pigs’ feet or beef tongue or some other thing you didn’t necessarily want to be eating. We’d never done anything like this before. I’d never heard of anyone doing it, not to a teacher, so waiting for it opened up a lot of empty hours for nerves and anticipation and second-guessing. I figured disappointment would fit right in on a list like that, so I got cleaned up and biked down to the town library after lunch. They had computers there, too.
Benschotten Memorial Library was a big stone library, left over from when the town was bigger and all that iron money was still rolling in. The other towns around here had little libraries, like in the basement of the town hall or whatever, but we had this thing that looked like half a castle. It had a big clock on top that gonged every hour. The numbers on it weren’t 1, 2, 3, they were I, II, III, so you knew it was old.
The place only had two computers, though, so it wasn’t handling the twenty-first century quite as well as it had the nineteenth. Both of the computers had senior citizens hunched over them when I got there, so I signed up for “next available computer station” and started waiting. I flipped through the local paper for a while. I always liked the “Police Blotter” part on the inside of the front page, where they listed the car wrecks and drunk and disorderlies and domestic disturbances. They were all like: “Joe Dumbass, 37, of North Cambria was cited for driving too fast for conditions when the vehicle he was driving exited the roadway on Route 44, near the Schuykill turnoff…”
Basically, that meant he hit a tree in the rain and got a ticket, but I sort of enjoyed how formal they made it sound. It sort of reminded me of that book, now that I thought about it. Whenever I read that page, I always pictured this old Colonel Sanders—looking dude with a bow tie and one of those curled-up mustaches plunking away at a keyboard.
I flipped through a few more stories and then went and stood behind the old dudes at the computers. I stood close so they’d know I was there, like, Move it along, fellas, time to get back to the Home. Finally, one of them stood up, gathered his little stack of books, put his drugstore reading glasses in this little case, and left. He didn’t even look back at me, even though I knew he was kind of pissed. That sort of made me sad, because someday I might be that guy, just looking down and moving on when some young punk is in your space. For all I knew, that guy was real hard when he was young.
Anyway, whatever, it was my computer now. I skipped checking my e-mail for the little messages that said “New message from…” and went straight to my profile. I mean, that’s what I was there for, right? I looked at my lame page: no picture, no blog entries, no comments, but I scrolled down a little and saw that I had “new messages” and “new friend requests.” Hot damn, I was like Mr. Popularity all of a sudden.
My heart started beating faster and I got a little lightheaded with excitement. I thought about Jenny #2, and I could picture her eyes looking at me, a little smile on her face. I clicked on my inbox first. There was just one message. I sort of hated the way it always said “new messages” even if there was just one. And it was from frickin’ Reedy. He wrote exactly one word: Dude!
I clicked over to “friend requests,” and that was from him, too. Great. I mean, I had nothing against Reedy, except that he was a smartass who I wanted to pop in the mouth about once a day. And he wasn’t Jenny #2. Hell, he wasn’t a chick at all. I clicked “accept,” and went back to my profile to look at where it said I had four friends. That was a little better than before, when I had three.
I sat there letting my pulse slow down. I hated false alarms. Once I’d calmed down a little, I realized that there was someone behind me. I looked over my shoulder and it was that old dude. He’d gone back up and signed up for “next available computer station,” and now he was dogging me. Well, good for you, old dude. I didn’t think you had it in you. I ignored him anyway.
I went into “pending requests,” and a little picture popped up. It was Jenny #2, sitting sideways on the floor somewhere, with her knees pulled halfway up to her chest. She was smiling and she looked pretty, like I remembered her, but from a different angle. From this one, you could sort of almost kind of see down her shirt. So she’d added a picture to her profile. I clicked on her name and she’d added friends, too. She’d added three friends, two girls and a guy, who I didn’t know but hated. She had seven friends now.
I sat there and thought about that. She’d accepted other people’s friend requests, just left mine sitting there and clicked “accept” on the ones that had come in after it. Maybe she’d already clicked “deny” on mine, just to clear away the dead wood, so that she could get busy building up her site. Maybe some of those people had sent her messages like, Hey, add me! Just normal messages that they hadn’t sat there writing out on notebook paper and tearing up and starting over. But theirs had worked and mine hadn’t. Not yet anyway. Maybe she was still thinking about it. Yeah, and maybe Tommy was surfing in Hawaii. Climbing Mt. Everest with a team of penguins.
I logged out and let the old guy have his computer back.