Martin John has decided that wherever Baldy Conscience lives, beside whomever, however he lives, he will, inevitably, put someone in a hospital. Therefore he is committed to suffering him until Baldy Conscience is defeated. It is rabidly unfair that one man can inflict so much misery on an unknowing population. Martin John has come to know this. He knows about these things. He is ahead in this loop. The rest of us are behind him. He has the knowledge. He won’t say it aloud but this is a vision. He is a visionary in regard to Baldy Conscience. Therefore it’s up to him to deal with the BC.

Baldy Conscience has arrived at him in order to be dealt with. Baldy Conscience was sent. Baldy Conscience is now doing the sending. Martin John is the post office in this transaction. He, Martin John, is being transacted through. Evil going in, evil going out, evil going in-­between his organs. He will be made an example of one way or the other. He has been made an example of. He conveniently forgets what brought him to this city. He conveniently forgets they are watching out for him at Euston. All these incidentals are spliced inside the Baldy gallop which consumes him. All appetites that govern him are likely controlled by Baldy Conscience. How many more are being controlled? Everywhere he turns he can see elements of Baldy Conscience’s control. The man is legendary in his ability to spread distrust, despair and detritus. On the streets, the buses, the television, the damage that Baldy Conscience is doing becomes apparent.

He, Martin John, will do what the world has requested of him. He will do what ’til now every man and woman has shirked from. It will be unpleasant and it will smell, but it must be done before this man undoes one and all.

He will make it impossible for Baldy to stay. He will sabotage the plumbing, the sink, the sewer, whatever it takes. Back it up, up there, and that will send Baldy tumbling down and out.

He takes a spanner, some carrier bags, and a big onion up the stairs, bolts himself into the bathroom and thinks. The bathroom, a limited rectangle with the basic apparatus included, has suffered in his absence. Baldy Conscience has created a volcano of a towel and sock pile. He’s draped his dirty clothes, spent plastic razors, empty deodorant bottles, sweet foils, crisp wrappers, cigarette cartons and newspapers all over the floor. There is no sign of toilet paper, which registers immediate alarm for Martin John. How is the man wiping his arse? This may not be his business, nor does he wish it to become his concern—he is aware of the dangers if he ponders it too long—but he lifts up the newspaper from the bathroom floor to discover Badly Conscience has been using his archive of Eurovision newspapers in the place of the common man’s approach to bathrooming himself, the sane person’s employment of a fucking toilet roll. The stuff manufactured for the task.

Carefully, slowly, he retrieves what remains of this paper, examines the date and tries to calculate how many years’ worth of his treasure Baldy has been balling, searing, tearing up to wipe himself. It’s devastating to discover the depth this uncultured zombie will sink too. Tonight, tomorrow, any night that has not yet approached, the battle is on. If he cannot force Baldy Conscience to exit, he will bar him outside. He will replace the exit push with an entry bar. This will mean he, Martin John, will have to remain inside the house, until he, Baldy Conscience, pushes off or gives up all hope of ever gaining entry again.

Like all his plans, Martin John must execute this one with careful attention. If he wants Baldy Conscience out and permanently out, Martin John must ready up to remain permanently in. The man who refuses to budge will prevail. If he has learnt nothing from Baldy Conscience he has learnt that.

Inadequate: The inadequate molester is the sex offender who least resembles social and behavioural norms. He is characterized as a social misfit, an isolate, who appears unusual or eccentric. He may be mentally ill and prefers non-threatening sexual partners.