The telephone was ringing on Joe’s desk as they entered his office. He hurried to answer.
‘Sir! Yes, sir. Just got back. All as we supposed. Message delivered just as we discussed. By the way – I was invited to attend the admiral’s funeral … I wondered if you … of course. Yes. Norfolk … Just inside a week … It will have to be … I’ve got this in hand, sir.’ He made polite retreating noises and put down the telephone.
‘Well, that was quite an afternoon, Wentworth. One way or another. Bit of a facer. Clears up questions I had, confirms some outrageous suspicions and presents us with a diplomatic minefield to tiptoe through.’ Joe pointed to the telephone. ‘My every move monitored, you see. Actions guided. Outcome decided by committee. Now, Wentworth, the words we have to exchange are to stay within these walls and between us. Do you understand?’
‘No, I don’t. All you want to know is who shot the admiral. Hopkirk will want to know. Bacchus has probably worked it out already.’
‘Your faith in Bacchus is beginning to make me uneasy, Wentworth. Leave the men to me to brief. They will hear what I want them to hear.’
The girl’s puzzlement was turning into truculence. ‘But what I found out in Mountfitchet’s lair throws light on the Russian aspect of this case. It shows us that it’s simply not there. It severs the connection. Hopkirk will—’
‘Listen. We had already eliminated the taxi girl.’ Joe steeled himself to deliver the disappointment. ‘Routine police work. Chappel called in a few favours on his old patch – excellent stuff – and we came up with Mrs Braithwaite. Not her real name. She keeps an annexe next to the Pinks Hotel with a useful rear entrance. High-class operation. Never one to give trouble. The calibre of the customers seems to render it immune to the prying eyes of the law. Indeed, some of their number are the prying eyes of the law. The lady was persuaded by someone more influential than Hopkirk to look in her books and verify the existence of Mr Mountfitchet’s visitor on the night in question. All is as you supposed, Wentworth. As, indeed, you have actually demonstrated by your intervention. You heard me tell the admiral’s family that she had been eliminated from our inquiries. You also heard me say the inquiry was concluded. No need for further investigation. I thought I’d made that clear.’
Joe was trying to be discouraging; he feared he was being bombastic and annoying.
To his surprise, she smiled at him and the smile was broad and free from any trace of irony. ‘Good old Inspector Chappel! Well done, that copper! Routine police work, as you say, sir. Glad to hear bread and butter bobbying is getting results!’
‘But you’re thinking – I know I am – that it would have been even better to have heard it before you opened negotiations with Mr Mountfitchet.’
‘Oh, I quite enjoyed it, sir. Stimulating. But I’m still puzzled. I thought you were looking for a civil motive for the killing. Are you now saying you’re happy to accept a political one? When it’s obvious that at the bottom of all this there’s a possibility that someone hired the Irishmen to do the killing for quite other reasons? That someone hired known Fenians deliberately, following the previous attacks on military men, to send everybody down the wrong trail? Well, it worked. And our villain stayed at the scene long enough to fire the decisive bullet when it looked as though his schemes were going wrong. It wasn’t an exotic goddess of terror we should have been looking for.’ She looked him in the eye as she delivered her thunderbolt. ‘It was a home-grown family member.’
Joe flinched and slowly nodded. He looked at the notebook she produced and passed across the desk to him. He looked at the last page. ‘Burlington Bertie? What are we to infer from that?’
‘I think you’ve already done your inferring, sir. And you’re as unhappy with it as I am. We’re each waiting for the other to go first.’
‘Yes. Well, it’s a concise image – for someone hanging on to consciousness. The cabby did well. Again! It’s a clear picture in two words of the man we’re looking for. A swaggering figure in top hat and tails. Everyone knows the music hall act. Everyone can sing the song. A man a little the worse for wear after a boozy night out. A toper staggering home down the street would be just part of the scenery in that area. You wouldn’t look at him twice.’
Lily took the book from him and began to read. ‘The cabby’s exact words were: “… pissed as a newt, he was. Couldn’t walk straight. But he could shoot straight all right.” And Dr Spilsbury confirms that. Single shot, right through the heart. So, a man, not drunk but unsteady on his feet.’ Her voice faltered. ‘I couldn’t help it, sir … the image of Sebastian Marland came to mind.’ She fell silent, colouring with embarrassment. ‘Oh, sorry, sir. When I say it out loud I can hear how ridiculous it sounds. I’ve gone and done it now, haven’t I? I must look a complete idiot. Um … I think I’d better make myself scarce. It’s been a long day. Sorry … I really will remove myself from the premises now.’
‘Stay!’ Joe spoke automatically. He got up, went to the door, locked it, and put the key in his pocket. Apologetically, he smiled and said: ‘I’ve seen you move, Wentworth. You could outrun me as well as out-think me, so I take no chances. You won’t leave this room until you’ve signed the forms I put before you last evening. You’re into something way above your head … my fault entirely … but you must trust me to do the right thing as far as your career is concerned! I was just speaking to the Home Secretary…or being spoken to … for the umpteenth time today. I suppose you’d better hear what transpired this morning while you were out playing hopscotch!’