This squash is my good cousin,
says the vegetable man,
rolling his pushcart through November.
These parsnips are first class.
I recommend with my whole heart.
I know the family.
Believe me, lady, I know
what I’m talking.
And I give you a good price.
I throw in the carrots free.
Carrots like this you got?
So what you want?
I wrap in the best Yiddish newspaper.
A dollar a year. Takes me
ten minutes to read it,
an hour to read the English.
Potatoes you need, maybe?
My wife says I eat too many
potatoes. In Poland, in war,
we ate potatoes, soup,
baked, boiled.
All my family was ploughed under
except me. So what can I say
to someone that he don’t like
potatoes? Positively last chance,
because tomorrow it might snow.
In winter I don’t come.
Look for me when the snow goes,
and if I don’t come back,
think that I moved, maybe.
I’m eighty-two already,
and what is Paradise
without such potatoes?