A Poet’s Welcome to His Love-Begotten
Daughter; The First Instance that Entitled
Him to the Venerable Appellation of Father

Thou’s welcome wean, mischanter fa’ me,
If thoughts o’ thee, or yet thy Mamie,
Shall ever daunton me, or awe me,

My sweet wee lady,

Or if I blush when thou shalt ca’ me

Tit-ta or daddy.

What tho’ they ca’ me fornicator,
An’ tease my name in kintry clatter:
The mair they tauk I’m kent the better,

E’en let them clash;

An auld wife’s tongue’s a feckless matter

To gie ane fash.

Welcome, my bonie, sweet, wee dochter!
Tho’ ye come here a wee unsought for,
And tho’ your comin I hae fought for

Baith kirk and queir;

Yet, by my faith, ye’re no unwrought for –

That I shall swear!

Wee image of my bonny Betty,
I fatherly will kiss and daut thee,
As dear an’ near my heart I set thee

Wi’ as gude will

As a’ the priests had seen me get thee

That’s out o’ hell.

Sweet fruit o’ mony a merry dint,
My funny toil is no a’ tint;
Tho’ ye came to the warl asklent,

Which fools may scoff at;

In my last plack thy part’s be in’t,

The better ha’f o’t.

Tho’ I should be the waur bestead,
Thou’s be as braw and bienly clad,
And thy young years as nicely bred

Wi’ education,

As onie brat o’ wedlock’s bed

In a’ thy station.

Gude grant that thou may ay inherit
Thy mither’s looks, and gracefu’ merit;
An’ thy poor worthless dady’s spirit,

Without his failins,

’Twill please me mair to see thee heir it

Than stocket mailens.

An’ if thou be what I wad ha’e thee,
An’ tak the counsel I sall gi’e thee,
A lovin’ father I’ll be to thee,

If thou be spar’d;

Thro’ a’ thy childish years I’ll e’e thee,

An’ think’t weel war’d.