Dixon plunged down the lodging-house stairs at eight-fifteen the next morning, not so much so as to be sure of being there while Johns read his letter as because he wanted, or rather had got, to spend a long morning in writing up his Merrie England lecture. He didn’t like having to breakfast so early. There was something about Miss Cutler’s cornflakes, her pallid fried eggs or bright red bacon, her explosive toast, her diuretic coffee which, much better than bearable at nine o’clock, his usual breakfast-time, seemed at eight-fifteen to summon from all the recesses of his frame every lingering vestige of crapulent headache, every relic of past nauseas, every echo of noises in the head. This retrospective vertigo collared him this morning as roughly as always. The three pints of bitter he’d drunk last night with Bill Atkinson and Beesley might, by means of some garbaged alley through the space-time continuum, have been preceded by a bottle of British sherry and followed by half a dozen breakfast-cups of red biddy. Holding his hands over his eyes, he circled the table like one trying to evade the smoke from a bonfire, then sat down heavily and saturated a plate of cornflakes with bluish milk. He was alone in the room.
Avoiding thinking about Margaret, and for some reason not wanting to think about Christine, he found his thoughts turning towards his lecture. Early the previous evening he’d tried working his notes for it up into a script. The first page of notes had yielded a page and three lines of script. At that rate he’d be able to talk for eleven and a half minutes as his notes now stood. Some sort of pabulum for a further forty-eight and a half minutes was evidently required, with perhaps a minute off for being introduced to the audience, another minute for water-drinking, coughing, and page-turning, and nothing at all for applause or curtain-calls. Where was he going to find this supplementary pabulum? The only answer to this question seemed to be Yes, that’s right, where? Ah, wait a minute; he’d get Barclay to find him a book on medieval music. Twenty minutes at least on that, with an apology for ‘having let my interest run away with me’. Welch would absolutely eat that. He blew bubbles for a moment with the milk in his spoon at the thought of having to transcribe so many hateful facts, then cheered up at the thought of being able to do himself so much good with-out having to think at all. ‘It may perhaps be thought,’ he muttered to himself, ‘that the character of an age, a nation, a class, would be but poorly revealed in anything so apparently divorced from ordinary habits of thought as its music, as its musical culture.’ He leant forward impressively over the cruet. ‘Nothing could be further from the truth.’
At that moment Beesley entered, rubbing his hands in the way he had. ‘Hallo, Jim,’ he said. ‘Post here yet?’
‘No, not yet. Is he coming?’
‘He’s finished in the bathroom. Shouldn’t be long now.’
‘Good. What about Bill?’
‘He was up before me; I heard him trampling the floor. Wait a minute; I think this must be him.’
While Beesley sat down and started on his cornflakes, Atkinson came slowly into the room. As so often, especially in the mornings, his demeanour seemed to imply that he was unacquainted with the other two and had, at the moment, no intention of striking up any sort of relation with them. This morning he looked more than ever like Genghis Khan meditating a purge of his captains. He halted contemptuously at his chair, clicking his tongue and sighing histrionically like one kept waiting in a shop. His dark, mysterious eyes ran round the walls, making leisured halts at each photograph, summing up adversely Miss Cutler’s nephew in the uniform of a Pay Corps lance-corporal, Miss Cutler’s cousin’s two little girls, Miss Cutler’s former employer’s country house with a gig at the portico, Miss Cutler vehemently dressed as a bridesmaid in the fashions of the First World War. He was perhaps engaged in whittling down the huge volume of abuse evoked by these sights into four tiny toxic gouts of hatred, one for each photograph. Still silent, however, he took his place at the table, his large hairy hands idle and palmupwards on the cloth. He never ate cereals.
While Miss Cutler was in the room dispensing vermilion bacon, the day’s post could be heard arriving. Beesley nodded significantly at Dixon and went out into the hall. When he came back he nodded again, more significantly. Dixon felt none of the pleasurable excitement he’d expected; even when, a couple of minutes later, Johns came silently in holding his letter, he was still almost unmoved. Why was this? Merrie England? Yes, and other things too, but never mind about them. He tried to fasten his attention on the letter, which Johns was now opening and unfolding. Beesley, his mouth full of food, had stopped chewing; Atkinson, outwardly unconcerned, was watching Johns through his thick lashes. Johns began reading. The silence was intense.
Johns put his spoon down carefully. There seemed to be something subtly wrong about his hair. His usual lard-like pallor, though diversified this morning by several inflamed patches (the consequence, no doubt, of shaving with a blade far too blunt for anybody with a normal attitude towards money), was too extreme to allow of any further whitening in consequence of emotions like alarm or fury. Soon, however, he raised his eyes, not, of course, to the level of the others’ faces, but much nearer it than usual. Once Dixon even fancied he caught Johns’s glance for a moment or two. The man was evidently stirred in some way; he was twisting about with a sort of arch, self-deprecatory motion. After reading the letter through once or twice, be stuffed it quickly back in its envelope and shoved it into his breast-pocket. Looking up again and finding the others still watching him, he picked up his spoon so hurriedly that it spattered milk over his navy-blue cardigan. A bursting sound came from Beesley.
‘What’s the matter, sonny boy?’ Atkinson asked Johns, clearly and very slowly. ‘Had a bit of bad news?’
‘No.’
‘Because I shouldn’t like to feel that you’d had a bit of bad news. It would spoil my day. Are you sure you haven’t had a bit of bad news?’
‘Nothing at all.’
‘Haven’t you had a bit of bad news?’
‘No.’
‘Oh. Well, be sure to let me know if you ever do. I might be able to give you some advice. Mightn’t I?’
Atkinson lit a cigarette. ‘Not much of a talker, are you?’ he asked Johns. ‘Is he?’ he asked the other two.
‘No,’ they said.
Atkinson nodded and went out. From the passage they heard his rare laugh; without any definite point of change, it led to a fit of coughing which gradually receded up the stairs.
Johns began on his bacon. ‘It isn’t funny,’ he said, suddenly and surprisingly. ‘It isn’t funny at all.’
Dixon caught a glimpse of Beesley’s flushed, delighted face. ‘What isn’t?’ he asked.
‘You know what, Dixon. Two can play at that game. You’ll see.’ With a shaking, wristless hand he poured himself some coffee.
The encounter ended with no more said. With a last hostile glance in the direction of Dixon’s tie, Johns hurried out. His work on the College staff’s superannuation policies and National Health cards began at nine o’clock. As he went, Dixon saw that there was something funny about the back of his head.
Beesley leaned over. ‘All right, eh, Jim?’
‘Not too bad.’
‘Did you notice how much he said? An absolute bloody flood of eloquence. It’s what I’ve always maintained: he never says a word unless he feels he’s being threatened in some way. Hey, I haven’t told you. Did you notice how queer his hair looked?’
‘Now you mention it, I did think it looked a bit odd.’
Beesley began eating toast and marmalade. Chewing angrily, he went on: ‘He’s bought himself a pair of hair-clippers. I found them in the bathroom yesterday. Cuts his own hair now, you see.
Too sodding mean to pay out his one-and-six, that’s what it is. My God.’
This, then, was why, from the back, Johns appeared to be wearing a blatant toupee which had slipped over slightly to one side, and why, from the front, his face appeared to be surmounted by a curious helmet. Dixon was silent, thinking that Johns had at last done something he rather respected.
‘What’s up, Jim? You don’t look too happy.’
‘I’m all right.’
‘Still worrying about the lecture? Look, I’ve got those notes on The Age of Chaucer I promised you. They’re not very exciting, but there’ll be a few things you can probably use. I’ll stick them in your room.’
Dixon cheered up again; if he could dare to wait long enough, he might be able to construct the rest of his lecture entirely out of others’ efforts. ‘Thanks, Alfred,’ he said; ‘that’ll be fine.’
‘Going up to College at all?’
‘Yes, I want to see Barclay.’
‘Barclay? I shouldn’t have thought you’d have much to say to him.’
‘I want to pick his brains on medieval music.’
‘Ah, got you now. Going up straight away, are you?’
‘In a few minutes.’
‘Grand, I’ll go up with you.’
It was a warm day, but overcast. As they strolled up College Road, Beesley began talking about the examination results in his Department. The visit of the External Examiner at the end of the week would settle a number of doubtful cases, but the main outlines of the results were already clear. The position was the same in Dixon’s own Department, so that there was something to discuss.
‘One thing I like about Fred Karno,’ Beesley said, ‘though it’s about the only thing when I come to think of it: he’ll never try to push anyone through that he doesn’t really think’s worth it. No Firsts this year for us, four Thirds, and forty-five per cent of the first-year people failed; that’s the way to deal with ’em. Fred’s about the only prof. in the place who’s resisting all this outside pressure to chuck Firsts around like teaching diplomas and push every bugger who can write his name through the Pass courses. What’s Neddy’s angle on the business? Or hasn’t he got round to getting one yet?’
‘That’s right. He leaves most of it to Cecil Goldsmith, and that means everyone gets through. Cecil’s a tender-hearted chap, you know.’
‘Tender-headed, you mean. It’s the same everywhere you look; not only this place, but all the provincial universities are going the same way. Not London, I suppose, and not the Scottish ones. But my God, go to most places and try and get someone turfed out merely because he’s too stupid to pass his exams—it’d be easier to sack a prof. That’s the trouble with having so many people here on Education Authority grants, you see.’
‘How do you mean? The students have got to get their money from somewhere.’
‘Well, you know, Jim. You can see the Authorities’ point in a way. “We pay for John Smith to enter College here and now you tell us, after seven years, that he’ll never get a degree. You’re wasting our money.” If we institute an entrance exam to keep out the ones who can’t read or write, the entry goes down by half, and half of us lose our jobs. And then the other demand: “We want two hundred teachers this year and we mean to have them.” All right, we’ll lower the pass mark to twenty per cent and give you the quantity you want, but for God’s sake don’t start complaining in two years’ time that your schools are full of teachers who couldn’t pass the General Certificate themselves, let alone teach anyone else to pass it. It’s a wonderful position, isn’t it?’
Dixon agreed rather than disagreed with Beesley, but he didn’t feel interested enough to say so. It was one of those days when he felt quite convinced of his impending expulsion from academic life. What would he do afterwards? Teach in a school? Oh dear no.
Go to London and get a job in an office. What job? Whose office? Shut up.
They entered the main building in silence, went into the Common Room, and moved over to their pigeon-holes. Dixon took out of his a reminder that he hadn’t yet paid his Common Room subscription for the year and a postcard, addressed to Jas Dickson Esq BA, informing him of the publication of some flatulent work on textile trades in the time of the Tudors. These he dropped into the wastepaper-basket with the maximum of dispatch. Beesley was looking through a newly-arrived issue of the journal of university affairs to which he subscribed, muttering to himself. There was nobody else in the room. Before rousing himself to find Barclay, Dixon, feeling he could do with a sit-down at the start of such a day, dropped into an armchair and yawned.
In a moment or two Beesley came over, holding his journal open. ‘Something that’ll interest you here, Jim. “New appointments. Dr L. S. Caton to the Chair of History of Commerce, University of Tucumán, Argentina.” Isn’t that the chap you sent your article to?’
‘Christ, let me have a look.’
‘You’d better get through to him a bit sharpish, before he escapes on the banana-boat. Looks as if his new review’ll be packing up, unless he thinks he can edit it from there.’
‘Oh God, this looks pretty bad.’
‘I should get through to him on the blower if I were you.’
‘Oh God. Yes, I will. Well, thanks for pointing it out to me, Alfred. I’d better find Barclay before he gets a job out there too.’
A prey to vague but powerful misgiving, Dixon hurried out and over to the Music School, where, to his surprise, Barclay proved to be present, available, cooperative, and in possession of just the sort of book Dixon wanted. Feeling a little less disturbed, Dixon went round with it to the library and obtained, with almost sinister promptitude, a book on medieval costume and furniture. In the revolving door on the way out, his movement was abruptly checked by the intervention of somebody outside trying to revolve the door in the opposite, and (according to several large, well-designed notices) wrong, direction. It was Welch, looking suspiciously about him, stepping back with a frown as Dixon went on pushing and emerged by his side.
‘Good morning, Professor.’
Welch recognized him almost at once. ‘Dixon,’ he said.
‘Yes, Professor?’ Dixon had forgotten until now Margaret’s report that Welch, in common with the other members of his family, was ‘out for his blood’. How would Welch manifest his pursuit of that entity?
‘I was wondering about the library,’ Welch said, rocking to and fro on his heels. He was looking more than usually wild-eyed and dishevelled this morning. There was a small golden emblem on his tie resembling some heraldic device or other, but proving on closer scrutiny to be congealed egg-yolk. Substantial traces of the same nutritive were to be seen round his mouth, which was now ajar.
‘Oh yes?’ Dixon asked, hoping to encourage Welch to indicate what point, within the framework of ideas connected with the library, could be taken as the focus of his wonderment.
‘Do you think you could go there?’
Dixon began to feel definitely alarmed. Had Welch’s long-heralded derangement finally come to pass? Or was this a bitterly sarcastic way of alluding to Dixon’s own disinclination to approach any possible arena of academic work? Badly rattled now, he stole a glance over his shoulder to make sure that they were, in fact, standing within two paces of the library entrance. ‘I expect so’ seemed the safest sort of reply.
‘You’re not overburdened with work just now?’
‘Just now?’ Dixon bleated. ‘I don’t think I . . .’
‘I was thinking of your lecture for Wednesday. I suppose most of it’s complete by now?’
Dixon shifted the two books he had under his arm, in case Welch might be able to see their titles. ‘Oh yes,’ he said wildly. ‘Professor. Yes.’
‘I haven’t got time to go to the library, you see,’ Welch said in the tone of one removing the last trivial obstacle in the way of complete understanding. ‘I’ve got to go in here,’ he added, pointing towards the library.
Dixon nodded slowly. ‘Oh, you’ve got to go in here,’ he said.
‘Yes, one or two points have come up in the examination answers. I want to check them up before the External Examiner’s meeting tomorrow. You’ll be all right for that, I take it? Five o’clock in my room.’
Christine was meeting Dixon at four o’clock the next day. Even with a taxi he could only have three-quarters of an hour with her. He wanted to bundle Welch into the revolving door and whirl him round in it till lunch-time. He said: ‘I’ll be there.’
‘Good. Well, you can see that I shan’t be able to spend any time pottering about looking things up in the library.’
‘Oh, quite.’
‘It’s good of you to do this for me, Dixon. Now, as regards what I want from the library: it’s all down here.’ By degrees, he drew a sheaf of papers from his breast pocket and unfolded them. ‘It’s all quite self-explanatory, you’ll find. The reference is down in nearly every case, I think . . . yes. Oh, there are a few here, yes, without . . . just long shots, really. I don’t suppose there’s much of value, if anything, but you might just look through the subject indexes. If there aren’t any, then you’ll just have to use your own . . . your own . . . The chapter titles will probably help you there. This one, for instance, you see. Just see if there’s anything relevant. I shouldn’t think there would be from the date. But you never know your luck, do you?’ He scrutinized Dixon’s face, seeking confirmation.
‘No, you don’t.’
‘No, you don’t. I remember being held up for weeks once over a thing I was doing, just because of one missing fact. It seems that in the autumn of 1663 . . . no, the summer . . .’
Dixon now had some of the basic facts clear. He was being asked to fill certain gaps in Welch’s knowledge of the history of peasant arts and crafts in the county, and these papers, written in Welch’s pointlessly neat and clear hand or typed by him with hilarious inaccuracy, would enable him, Dixon, to perform his task without all that much confusion, though not without some loss of time and integrity. Still, he daren’t refuse; this sort of task might easily, to Welch, seem a more important test of ability than the merit of the Merrie England lecture. So much was obvious; but what was all this business about the library? When Welch’s silence indicated the end, or possibly the abandonment, of the anecdote, Dixon asked: ‘Will they have all this information here, sir? I mean, some of these pamphlets must be pretty rare. I should have thought the Record Office would have .. .’
Welch’s expression was slowly adapting itself to incredulous rage. In a high, petulant tone he said: ‘No, of course they won’t have the information here, Dixon. I can’t imagine any one thinking they would. That’s why I’m asking you to go down to the library for it. I know for a fact they’ve got ninety per cent of the stuff I want. I’d go myself, but as I took the trouble to explain, I’m tied up here. And I must have the information by tonight, because I’m giving the talk tomorrow evening after Professor Fortescue gets . . . goes . . . goes back. Now do you see?’
Dixon did: Welch had all the time been talking about the public library in the city, and, since this was clear to him, naturally hadn’t thought of the confusion he might cause by talking about ‘the library’ within five feet of a totally different building known in the area as ‘the library’. ‘Oh, of course, Professor; I’m sorry,’ he said, having been well schooled in giving apologies at the very times when he ought to be demanding them.
‘All right, Dixon. Well, I won’t hold you up now; I expect you’ll want to get started if you’re to finish by five. You’d better come up to my room afterwards and show me what you’ve got. It’s very kind of you to offer to help; I appreciate it very much.’
Dixon dropped the papers between the pages of Barclay’s book and turned away, only to start violently and look back as a loud thundering noise broke out behind him. Welch, his hair flapping, was straining like a packed-down rugby forward to push the revolving door in the wrong direction. Dixon stood and watched, allowing his mandrill face full play. After a time Welch, somehow divining his error, began pulling instead at the now-jammed door, changing his semblance to that of anchor in a losing tug-o’-war team. With a sudden bursting click the door yielded and Welch overbalanced backwards, hitting his head on the panel behind him. Dixon went away, beginning to whistle his Welch tune in a solemn, almost liturgical tempo. He felt that it was things like this that kept him going