Contents

Acknowledgments

Prologue

1 THE BAD OLD DAYS

2 BREAKING NEWS IS HARD TO DO

3 LADIES IN WANING

4 SEX AND DOGS AND CROWD CONTROL

5 LOST AND FOUND

6 KISSING MY CLEAVAGE GOOD-BYE

7 IN SEARCH OF KICK-ASS CLARITY

8 TRAVELS WITH DOLORES

9 THE COMEBACK MAMA

10 SOME DON’T LIKE IT HOT