“To suddenly order an artillery barrage on a residential area in an encounter battle is…worrisome.”
“With all due respect, this decision takes into account what we’ve learned in battle. It seems like both sides were in the processes of advancing, and that’s why we ended up in an encounter battle, so this will be particularly effective, as they haven’t fortified their position yet.”
“I’d like to ask one thing just for reference… Are you actually being serious, Colonel?”
“Yes.” She nods.
Is combat doctrine that different in the Royal Ildoan Army? Still having no idea what the questionable part of this is, she doesn’t really enjoy getting a taste of that vague middle-management-position misery that involves explaining your intentions to a superior in front of your subordinates.
“We’re carrying this out with firm resolve. If you’ll forgive me for speaking according to my experience, these sorts of encounter battles are not uncommon on the eastern front, and I determine this to be an appropriate measure.”
If there’s anything to be worried about, it’s time. Using even a second of it on this discussion is already a huge waste. The stress of wondering if the enemy is building up a position as they speak can’t be good for my mental health.
“Surely it must be against the law of war, though.”
“…What? Excuse me, but are you having some kind of wild misunderstanding?”
“Misunderstanding? What exactly do you think the law of war is?”
“International norms that must absolutely be adhered to.”
“Forgive the abrupt question, but…have you ever learned them?”
This isn’t a conversation she wants to have in front of her subordinates, but she replies because she has no choice. “You’re asking if I’ve studied the law of war? It’s only natural, but I consider myself to have thorough knowledge of the standard legal curriculum.”
“Really? Because it sure doesn’t seem like you understand…”
When Calandro gives Tanya a doubtful look, she glares right back. “I’ve completed the standard law courses at both the imperial academy and the General Staff program at the war college. While at school, I also did research on interpretations in practice.”
Ahhhgh… It’s too bad for Colonel Calandro, but to Tanya, laws are the most important system of norms.
Things that aren’t written down might not exist. But only monkeys make light of laws that have been put in writing.
“…I’ll be frank, Colonel von Degurechaff. Isn’t attacking an area presumably inhabited by civilians a clear violation?”
“Ohhh, I see.”
“Colonel?”
That’s what you’re on about?!
“You’re referring to the rule prohibiting combat in residential areas? Generally speaking, I think it’s correct of you to question whether it conflicts with the rules of engagement.” Tanya nods as if to say she couldn’t agree more. But it’s actually quite simple to unravel this misunderstanding. “On the eastern front, however… Don’t worry, Colonel Calandro. All manner of issues pertaining to these laws has been dealt with.”
“Dealt with? What are you talking about?”
Though she’s amused that the day would come that she’s having a debate about legal interpretation in a temporary field HQ like this, she doesn’t forget that the clock is ticking. Unfortunately, given that they’re fighting a war, this sort of extravagant time usage should probably be curtailed.
Thus, Tanya gives a concise conclusion.
“The law of war doesn’t apply to this scenario.”
“It’s not applicable? Don’t be ridiculous; exceptions don’t—”
“They don’t exist, true.” Tanya nods with that matter-of-fact observation. Because you get burned if legal interpretation isn’t done correctly, she’s given this close consideration. Laws are not for breaking; they’re for dodging. Fighting a law head-on means an emergency evacuation in the very end.
“Strictly speaking, the Federation is not party to several of the international treaties and is therefore not afforded their protection.”
It’s a boss’s duty to show their subordinates that there are no legal issues with their actions. Neither civil nor military law supports the ordering of illegal actions.
If something is gray, you can still call it white, even if it’s a stretch. But black is always black. Being “in the black” is permissible, but when we’re talking about the laws of modern society, being a black sheep is no good. As a civilized individual, it’s something I want to avoid.
“…You’re sure about that?”
“Yes, and cities on both sides have already become battlegrounds.”
“W-wait a moment, Colonel von Degurechaff. On both sides?”
“Our side’s cities have taken a pounding during Federation offensives. I’m hard-pressed to call it civilized, but it’s reality.” Tanya continues, implying that she hopes to gain his understanding, “Either way, Legal has already given their stamp of approval to shelling cities, and as a combat unit, we merely follow Central’s legal interpretations. Will that do?”
“…That’s quite edifying, Colonel von Degurechaff.”
“Yes, I thought we would find a legal way to avoid problems. But I never thought all manner of barbarism would be justified with the simple words The treaties don’t apply. It’s quite a shock.” She smiles wryly and continues, “Either way, there aren’t very many armies as law-abiding as ours, and that goes for both international laws and military regulations. And I’m also proud to say my subordinates are doing a great job.”
“…You call that law-abiding?”
“Even if only nominally, the Kampfgruppe comes directly under the General Staff. It probably also helps that its core unit is an aerial mage battalion. Since aerial mage battalions operate over a large area, officers are given a thorough legal education.”
You can’t be fighting a war without a legal defense. That’s obvious, is what she’s showing him.
Her simple, clear answer must have made an impression. Taking advantage of the fact that Calandro has gone silent, Tanya returns to the stalled conversation with her officers.
“Okay, troops, sorry for the delay, but let’s get back to the matter at hand. We’re going to wipe out enemy resistance. But this time, it’s enough to repel them in a general way. Captain Meybert.” She turns to him as she addresses him by name. “I want to do this based on your proposal. You’ll have aerial mages as support, but a field of rubble will be an obstacle for the rest of the troops. I hope you have a plan in mind.”
“Yes, Colonel. My combat plan is…as you see here…”
He’s marked several important buildings for bombardment.
They’re all high-rise buildings that’ll give us trouble if the enemy has holed up in them… Well, in this remote residential area, those are clearly church towers, but… The idea seems to be to get ahead by obliterating all of them.
It’s easier than destroying concrete pillboxes—and probably more effective.
“The classic strategy? Fine, I approve.” Nodding, she points quickly at the map to show her officers, confirming the combat plan. “Doesn’t need to be flashy. Just crush the enemy’s gun positions and suppress them.”
Artillery plows, and the infantry advances. Even in a residential area, that principle doesn’t change. That’s what unlimited war means.
“The plan is for Captain Meybert’s artillery to strike a blow to the enemy’s firepower, but we should probably consider how the rubble will block our advance. So,” Tanya adds cautiously, “I need the observer mages to guide the guns accurately so as little debris is created as possible.”
“Then in terms of training level, I’d like to have Lieutenant Grantz’s unit observe as opposed to Lieutenant Wüstemann’s…”
“Your opinion makes sense, Major, but Lieutenant Tospan’s unit pairs the best with Lieutenant Grantz’s. Lieutenant Tospan, can you pair with Lieutenant Wüstemann?”
She glances over to see Tospan’s unconcerned face. But even this easygoing fellow has learned some things in the Kampfgruppe.
“If that’s your order, we’ll do our best, but at such short notice…”
The fact that he’s able to recognize the task as difficult is commendable. The Tospan who can say no is much more useful than the Tospan who says yes to the impossible. He’s made fine progress toward becoming a well-fitting cog in the system if he can recognize what he can’t do and reports that to his superior.
If you don’t acknowledge these small improvements, personnel will have stunted growth. To Tanya, who is considering writing a few books about personnel development, it’s a critical realization.
Thinking about harmony surely makes me a peace-minded individual. Biting back a wry grin on that point, Tanya reconsiders how to handle this.
“Then there’s only one thing to do, huh? Major Weiss, can we put your company on direct observation?”
“No problem.”
“Good. Then your unit’s on observation. Lieutenant Wüstemann’s will be reserve firepower. Lieutenant Grantz’s will be working with the infantry. Captain Ahrens, sorry, but the armored unit will also be support for the charge.”
“““Understood!”””
“All right, then.” She makes a quiet excuse. “My unit will stand by here as reserves. If need be, I’m sure we’ll go in, but we have a guest, after all. Don’t you dare let them break through.”
I have to protect Colonel Calandro, so I can’t go to the front line.
What a beautifully empty assertion! It would cause too many side effects—or, rather, problems—to use it for every little thing, but as an excuse to not go to the front line, I should appreciate it as more than adequate.
…That said, what if something did happen to Calandro? Tanya’s future career prospects would be dark indeed.
“I trust you all, but…just in case, I’m counting on you, Lieutenant Serebryakov!”
“Understood. I can handle it.”
Good. Tanya nods, still calculating things out in her head. The problem with Calandro really is his rank more than his temperament.
Getting ready to attack and into position in a war takes up a surprising amount of time and effort. Being in the right place and accomplishing the task as planned is proof of excellence in itself.
Perhaps you could say it’s the kind of craftsmanlike job that can be pulled off only when commanders on all levels understand their role and the noncommissioned officers are displaying their leadership skills.
“All units are in position.”
“Quicker than planned? Well done,” Tanya replies to her adjutant after a satisfying glance at her watch.
“Lieutenant Tospan is requesting the use of a smoke screen before they charge.”
“Tell him to remember the basics of trench warfare… Errr, oh. I guess he doesn’t know them. Tell him to use it as they charge. Why go out of our way to alert the enemy to our presence ahead of time?”
Clutching the receiver, her adjutant, who acknowledges with an “Understood,” is the type who comprehends good communication. Tanya feels confident leaving things to her.
So then my critical task is… Tanya picks up the lined phone next to her. “Captain Meybert, are you ready to go?”
“Leave it to me. We’ll have those belfries ringing in no time.”
“…Ha-ha-ha, good. I love it when church bells ring.”
“Oh?”
Her subordinate sounds skeptical on the other end of the line, but Tanya confirms, “Of course. For whom the bell tolls, right? I’m not against it. I plan to watch through my binoculars.”
“We’ll do our best to make it worth your while. Please wait for the appointed hour.”
“Will do.” She replaces the receiver and confirms the slightly awkward time until Meybert’s scheduled to move. Everyone reached their positions sooner than expected, so there’s no need to hurry.
Glad to see her troops displaying that arrive-five-minutes-early spirit, Tanya nods and considers calling her adjutant to prepare her some coffee.
Times like this, it’s fine to take on that relaxed observer air… And maybe that negligence is what gets her in trouble.
“Colonel von Degurechaff, may I have a word?”
When the actual observer enters the provisional HQ and speaks to her, Tanya fights the urge to respond with her true feelings—Again?—and greets him properly.
“Sure, Colonel. What can I do for you? Apologies, but we’re about to move, so if you can make it quick, it’d be much appreciated.”
“Of course. Let’s make it quick.”
“Great.”
When he tells her to “take a look at that,” she turns in the direction he points. In the residential district they’re about to invade, she sees…oh, a church?
“…It appears a church is being targeted for bombardment?”
“Ah, I understand your concern. But”—Tanya smiles—“don’t worry. There’s nothing wrong.”
“Under Federation law, that’s property of the state. Sadly, the Federation doesn’t have the concept of church property.”
“Wait… What are you talking about, Colonel?”
Calandro, staring at her blankly, must be a man of common sense. On this point, Tanya can understand his confusion quite well. A normal, civilized person can’t sanely praise the rejection of personal property.
The rise of Federation Communism is downright terrifying, is it not?
“Interpreting the law of war is Legal’s job. The notice we were given was that, since it’s virtually impossible to distinguish between private and state property in the Federation civil code, attacking facilities doesn’t violate the—”
“Wait!”
She looks up when he interrupts her. “Hmm? Was I mistaken about something?”
“Colonel von Degurechaff, you must be aware, but purposefully attacking religious personnel is in blatant violation of the law of war, I’m fairly certain.”
“Yes, that’s absolutely correct. Is that what you were worried about?” Tanya nods as if to say that she has finally understood his concern.
Calandro brims with law-abiding spirit; alerting her to possible illegality out of a sense of duty as a good citizen is absolutely the right move. But… Tanya is also a professional with a respect for the law.
“It’s right to fear that people connected to the church might be present. But when I checked, I didn’t see any special emblems.”
Staring back at the colonel’s blank face, she says, “I’m not kidding” and holds out a pair of binoculars. She surveyed around the church towers and everything she could see from their base but didn’t spot any emblems that would prohibit them from attacking.
“I’ve had several officers take a look to confirm. Since you’re here, I’d appreciate if you checked as well. Do you mind?”
“…If I find something, does that mean the bombardment will be called off?”
“Of course. I would never order my subordinates to fire knowingly on a place of worship. With your confirmation, we’ll be even more sure, which is great.”
She’s not fibbing or anything—she would genuinely appreciate his cooperation in checking the situation. With only imperial-soldier eyes on the situation, it does end up being a bit biased. Even if this person isn’t neutral enough to be considered a third party, the observations of a soldier who isn’t from the Empire will be terrific evidence on a report.
Well, I don’t actually like places of worship…so I admit that I don’t not want to shell it, but still.
Actually, Tanya wants to shell it quite badly.
Even so, if it’s protected under the law of war, then as vexing as it may be, she’ll hold the guns back. Waging war out of personal feelings turns it into a conflict of beasts.
Even war has a minimal number of laws, and Tanya is a stranger to the self-destructive impulses of those who would actively break the rules.
Rules are not for breaking. They are for forcing your opponent to break. Laws are not for antagonizing. They are a tool to have as your ally for knocking your opponent into next week with the power of legal principles.
“S-so you’re actually going to fire on the church? It’s right in the middle of the town!”
“Yes, it could be an advantageous firing position, so we should crush it ahead of time.”
“…So you’re going to be fighting in the streets?”
“Yes, I believe we’ve discussed how it isn’t a legal issue in the Federation, but did you have an issue with that?”
“Errr, no, but…no, but…”
If your opponent doesn’t know the rules, won’t keep them, or for whatever reason doesn’t use them, there’s no reason to be considerate.
“Just to confirm, you’re sure there are no religious personnel over there?”
“Mm.” Tanya winces at him.
“Are you suggesting there might be?” It’s a leading question, a technique used often by lawyers and public prosecutors in court.
If she says no, he’ll ask for proof.
If she says there might be, he’ll accuse her of going against the spirit of the law.
The action doesn’t fit the spirit, the idea, of the law. So he approaches her with a classic trap, but Tanya is confident she won’t fall for his subtle scheming.
Since the question is typical, the answer is also in the textbook. If you know it, you can avoid the trap. It’s an excellent, accurate example of how knowledge can save your ass.
Knowledge is a weapon. If you’re going into a fight, you should carefully arm yourself.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about. You’re saying there are emblems there even though there aren’t?”
Yes, Operation Never in a Million Years Did I Think That. It’s the defense most recommended by seasoned lawyers from the lawsuit superpower.
The trick is to neither confirm nor deny while not refusing to testify, either.
“Are you saying there aren’t?”
Maintaining a blank expression and tone, Tanya replies simply. “Please consider that they haven’t displayed any emblems. I can’t fully rule out the most extreme possibilities, but if there aren’t any displayed, then we need to wonder what their motive is for not displaying them.”
“In other words?”
“Even if there are religious personnel present…I think it’s very likely Federation soldiers are garrisoned there. Either way, my troops are more important to me, so I’m of the opinion that we should eliminate the position. Oh.” She politely adds one more thing. “And regarding your visual confirmation…did you see any emblems?”
“…No, but…”
“Thank you for your assistance. Ah, it’s almost time to go. I guess I got caught up in that discussion… But all right, I’ll take the liberty of returning to my military duties now.”
Watching Lieutenant Colonel von Degurechaff go, Colonel Calandro wandered outside the command post in a daze.
What he saw through the binoculars clenched in his hands was a Federation residential area somewhere between a village and a town. As he was trained to do, he had scanned the area, and when he saw all the imperial units in position, he still had the feeling this was unacceptable.
This wasn’t the Middle Ages. Invading the streets. Encirclements. Civilians would probably get caught in the crossfire… But the even more basic question was: Is this what armies are for?
“What are the Imperial and Federation armies thinking?”
He seemed to recall reading in some report that attacking cities was becoming accepted as normal. But seeing it before his eyes…it was beyond his understanding.
“This is absolute madness.”
He didn’t notice the imperial officers hesitating at all.
Not just Degurechaff. Everyone was waiting for the agreed time with their barrels pointed at a residential area.
“Are these scenarios really just going to repeat forever? Does morality fall silent before raison d’état? How many corpses need to be piled up for this to end?”
When leading an attack, commanders are compelled to be unusually tense. Everyone hopes to defeat the enemy without any losses, but obviously, wishes don’t always come true.
And it’s only natural for Tanya to worry, since even though it’s listed officially as the Lergen Kampfgruppe, if the Salamander Kampfgruppe crumbles, it’s she who will be held accountable.
Is it really my job to create a combat plan with the heartfelt hope that it doesn’t contain any flaws, get saddled with the baggage that is Colonel Calandro, and then earnestly cross my fingers that Being X doesn’t show up to get in the way?
I’m truly hard-pressed to call this waiting period “pleasant.” Even if it seems like the one in charge is simply kicking back, the truth is that my job is to battle the stress weighing on my digestive tract.
Please, Tanya thinks as she opens her mouth to speak. “Damage report!”
“Very few casualties, ma’am!”
How grateful she is to hear that from her adjutant, who has tabulated all the losses from each unit!
“Nice work!”
There is nothing that reduces stress so much as being told that you were worried for nothing. She heaves a relieved sigh with a giant smile on her face.
“We’re currently mopping up the end of the enemies and rebuilding the lines.”
“There’s no need to get every last one. Unfortunately, if we did a thorough search and pursuit, our units would be broken up. Let the runners run.”
“Are you sure?”
What choice do we have? Tanya nods. Once a location is tentatively captured, a commander is wont to prioritize securing it. In order to secure a location to which they can advance and loose the next arrow from, she needs to make sure the troops will be able to move.
“Our mission isn’t search and destroy. There’s no reason units should scatter just because we have time on our hands.”
Her mouth is forming the word therefore when she notices with a smile that an officer she has been expecting to show up has appeared at their provisional HQ.
“Reporting back in, Colonel.”
“Oh, nice work, Major. You did an excellent job guiding Captain Meybert’s artillery. Lieutenant Tospan’s men must not have had much rubble to trip over.”
“Great,” her vice commander answers; he’s so reliable. She glances around to double-check, and seeing Colonel Calandro isn’t there to overhear them, she waves for Weiss to come closer. “By the way, about the church…”
“You don’t need to worry about that. I confirmed at my discretion during the mop-up operation. It really seems to have been empty.”
Tanya doesn’t actually think Major Weiss would give a false report over something like this, but…was it really empty?
“Oh? I thought I saw some movement.”
“Open graves and the aftermath of stolen burial goods.”
“What?”
“Maybe they were raided by the Communists before we arrived? It seemed as though they were sending anything of value to the rear.”
“Makes sense.” Tanya nods.
The Federation troops are really not slacking on their hatred of the Imperial Army lately. That is, they don’t want to leave so much as a speck of anything valuable behind for the Imperial Army to find. The malice is tangible.
This is what it means to lack kindness, charity, and goodness of spirit.
“Sheesh, the Communists are always one step ahead of us.”
“Huh?”
“Did we not research them enough? Their propaganda apparently says that we’re on the brink of defeat. And,” she continues with a smile, “apparently, they’re always one step ahead of us. So those Federation guys tell the truth once in a while.”
“Ha-ha-ha. Good one.”
Wincing, she says, “No, I’m serious.” She’s not actually averse to acknowledging how sensible they’re being about this.
They’ve struck at the truth with their propaganda. Even capitalists aren’t perfect.
But… At the same time, Tanya grins. Unlike the Commies, who are incapable of admitting their mistakes, capitalists take failures as a given. This is the proper application of human engineering. She’s had her fill of guys like Being X who deem themselves perfect and unerring. The capitalist strengths are adaptability, improvement, and evolution.
And in terms of shoulds, the Commies are definitely a step or two ahead of capitalists, including me, when it comes to having an ideal of how things should be. It wouldn’t be fair to not commend them for having the courage to step up to the cliff’s edge.
“That said, it’s vexing that I have to admit how efficient their looting was. All right, let’s give Colonel Calandro a tour of the demolished abandoned church and put his law-abiding heart at ease.”
“Oh right, we still have that pain in the ass to deal with.”
“Major Weiss, watch what you say. You could cause an international incident.”
“Do excuse me… I’m just reminded once again of the gap between the front line and the rear.”
“Me too, Major.” Seriously, though. Tanya is compelled to say with a sigh, “I can’t believe he thought we were going to shell a church…”
“For real. Even I apply the international laws and standards.”
Exactly, thinks Tanya. At some point, before she knew it, Calandro started viewing his hosts as savages, and she doesn’t like it one bit.
“I know plenty about laws, so I don’t want to be called a barbarian. It’s honestly so unfair.”
MAY 3, UNIFIED YEAR 1927, EASTERN FRONT, NEAR THE FRONT LINE, KAMPFGRUPPE GARRISON
It probably sounds cool if you say a victory nap in a seized building. But actually, even just having a corner of an old building to make into a bed is such a huge upgrade in comfort.
After a good night’s sleep and a breakfast fit for a human, just as Tanya is thinking with a wry grin that it seems like it will be a civilized day, she gets a message from headquarters.
The higher-ups just do what they want. Tanya is allowed a single sigh. Then all she can do is solemnly obey.
She’s simply telling the officers of the Kampfgruppe gathered for a meeting that they’ll be retreating.
The officers of the aerial mage battalion accept it relatively quickly—they must be used to the home country’s absurdities. Surprisingly, it should probably be said… Captains Meybert and Ahrens and First Lieutenant Wüstemann don’t even seem terribly dissatisfied, which is quite something.
So the one who reacts as expected, in a way, is First Lieutenant Tospan?
“Orders to retreat? If you’ll excuse me, we did just suppress a residential area, but the fortification of our defensive position is going smoothly. I don’t see the need to—”
“In other words? Ah, errr, I didn’t mean to interrupt. This is a good opportunity. Please finish what you were saying, Lieutenant Tospan.”
“We can defend. I don’t see why we have to abandon this position. Isn’t the worst case that the enemy will retake it and we’ll end up giving them time to strengthen their foothold in the area?”
“That’s a good question, Lieutenant Tospan.” Tanya nods and, sparing no effort to educate a newbie, inquires about his current perception of the situation. “Is that how you see things?”
“Yes, Colonel. The conditions on the front lines aren’t so bad. Aren’t we strengthening our foothold despite the encounter battle with the Federation Army?”
My word! He makes more sense than she expected. She’s pleasantly surprised to get to witness his growth. And when you count that his infantry unit performed during the suppression, she has to admit that he’s capable of getting the minimum done.
Which is why she puts all the necessary energy into mentoring him.
“That probably is how it looks from the ground.”
“So you mean…?” The puzzled look on Tospan’s face means there’s some work to do with regards to application. He’s not the kind of guy who you can give him one and he’ll get to ten on his own.
Sadly, he’s also one of Tanya’s officers.
That said, it’s a matter of course as a soldier to do the best with what you have on hand. And Tospan is making an effort in his own way. I have no complaints about assisting him as a superior officer. I do feel that I’m a little hyped-up about education, even for me, but as a good citizen, that’s only natural.
On the other hand, Tanya can’t help but point out with a wince, “You can’t just live in the two classic dimensions. Modern warfare is three-dimensional!”
“Huh?”
When Tospan still doesn’t follow, Tanya appoints an aerial mage to explain. “Major Weiss, how do the lines look from the sky?”
“They’re too tangled.”
Meybert and Ahrens both nod that they understand; they may not be magic officers, but they have been trained. Tospan’s blank look must mean he requires more education.
That said, even if he can’t get to ten from one, it’s too soon to fault him.
For a lower-ranking officer, this is the current standard. The Peter Principle6 was well stated; it’d be selfish of me to expect more without promoting him.
“From your point of view, we’ve got the pressure on them.”
“Yes, ma’am. As long as, like my unit, the others are advancing, I don’t see why…”
“That’s probably not mistaken, but it’s also only a flat view. If you look from above, you can say the forward-most line is in chaos. Listen, Lieutenant.” She continues her explanation. “The way things are now, it’ll be extremely difficult to operate smoothly. For example.” She gives a concrete reference. “Suppose I request artillery support for your unit. Now, say that the enemy position is right in front of your nose… You don’t want to accidentally get blown away, do you? Or, rather, I doubt the artillery would even agree to such a reckless order.” She glances over to see the artilleryman frowning.
“…It’s not a distance we could be responsible for. As long as there wasn’t an order to blow Lieutenant Tospan up along with the enemy…”
It happens just as Captain Meybert says those words.
As if it was the sign, the sound of shell impacts echoes. If you’re used to getting shot at, you recognize it even if you don’t want to. It’s close, and it is us being shot at.
“A bombardment?!” someone yells, and all the officers at HQ simultaneously develop the same fear.
“An enemy attack?! Of all the—! The search…”
What is going on? Tanya nearly says when the artillery officer, Meybert, shouts, “They’re behind us! It’s coming from behind us!”
But when he says the bombardment is coming from the rear, Tanya shakes her head. “It can’t be!”
The rear has been infiltrated, and we didn’t realize it until we were getting fired on?! Are we really such a bunch of numbskulls as that? Tanya can’t accept what Meybert is saying.
But on this point, Meybert is a professional artilleryman.
“I’m pretty sure these are our guns! We’re coming under accidental friendly fire!”
Wha—?! After a moment of speechlessness, Tanya realizes he’s probably right.
We did get hit with our artillery’s irritating calculation errors on the Rhine front…
But there’s another impact. And it’s even closer this time!
“They…they have observers! The real barrage is coming!”
Thanks to Meybert’s warning, Tanya understands the situation much better and she clicks her tongue. This isn’t a calculation error! It’s even worse! We’ve been mistaken for the enemy!
The base piece fires a round and makes adjustments. I have experience guiding them. And I’ve been shot at like this before. I just never thought our own guys would be shooting at me!
“All units, take shelter! Shelter now! And keep an eye on the sky.”
Tanya knows from experience: If you can stop the observer mage, you can at least delay the firing.
“Shit, I guess I have no choice!”
She manifests an electronic countermeasure with the Elinium Type 95’s overpowering output. All the communications in the airspace are temporarily overwhelmed, and Tanya calls to the observer mage who must be out there, her murderous intentions plain to see.
“In the name of God, I say unto you! This is the Salamander Kampfgruppe! To the idiots firing on your own troops in grid-square C-39, cut it out! I possess neither the mercy nor the patience of the Lord!”
“Salamander Kampfgruppe? Um, what’s your call sign…?”
“Dumbass! You’ve got a lot of nerve after firing on us,” Tanya rages. She truly cannot stand this. “Make them stop right now! Listen.” She kneads her urge to kill into her words and launches her fury at the flying freeloader. “Salamander 01 to observer mage! Where are you flying, you absolute waste of air?”
With not so much as a peep in reply, I suppose I can’t even expect to solve this with words. As my anger at those insufferable amateurs continues to build, I resign myself to the fact that Tanya may have to shoot down someone on her own side.
Anyone who shoots at me, regardless of nationality or organization, is an enemy. The logic that my enemy is every idiot who fires on me is violent but not wrong.
“The identification signal is ready!”
“Send the flare up, then—hurry!”
Her adjutant’s rapid efforts are truly the work of a pro. Teach those amateurs what’s what! She gives the order. If they don’t acknowledge the stream of smoke pouring from the signal flare, then she’ll just have to retaliate.
“There! Did you see it?!”
“Uh, I see it, but…”
“I’m not saying it again! Cease your observed fire! If you don’t, I don’t care what your IFF says—I’m treating you as enemies and counterattacking!”
“Wh-why is your unit over there?”
“You think we’re the enemy in disguise? Fine. Just try firing for effect on the Salamander Kampfgruppe. The aerial mage battalion will bring its full force to bear in an anti-artillery assault!”
I’m confident we could overrun a division of artillery. The Imperial Army’s batteries are relatively weak, so I can obliterate them in one shot… What a depressing thing to be so confident about!
“Do I need to teach you guys that my score on the Rhine isn’t just a number?!” Tanya’s tone, filled with fury and loathing from the pit of her stomach, is meant to show them she is serious. She doesn’t want to attack troops on her own side. But the plank of Carneades exists in the field of law, too.
I have the right to defend my plank so I don’t drown.
Crushing the artillery in order to at least protect Mr. Ildoa from these fools trying to weaken my shield, the Salamander Kampfgruppe, is equivalent to emergency evacuation.
Their reaction is slow, so Tanya screams in irritation. “Battalion, be ready to sortie in response! If they fire, treat them as the enemy!”
“Understood, Colonel!”
There is only one criterion by which friend and foe can be distinguished on the front lines: whether they shoot at you or not. That’s it. You can’t change that core truth by quibbling about IFF, identification signals, what badges people are wearing, or anything else.
“If you fire on us, we’ll take care of you the way we deal with Federation artillery units! Give me whoever’s in charge over there! Apologize! If you can’t do that, then we’re fighting to the death!” Tanya doesn’t even try to hide her annoyance. Just then, she notices her encoded wireless receiver screaming.
“H-HQ to Salamander CP, come in—it’s urgent! Come in—it’s urgent!”
“Salamander 01 to HQ, please explain.”
I guess it’s fine, since it’s not on an open channel.
“It was a misidentification. The observer mage didn’t get enough training…”
But hearing the word misidentification, Tanya explodes. “I want your excuses officially—on paper—at a later date! How are we supposed to keep morale up when we’re under observed fire from our own artillery?!”
“It was the observer mage’s mistake. Because the fighting is so chaotic…”
“Don’t they even know standard procedure?! What do we even have identification signals and communications ciphers for?!”
“Very sorry. I’ll have him write a formal apology…”
Oh, the bureaucratic reply.
“Great! Send one copy to the General Staff and one here! You’ll be officially censured afterward!” Tanya slams down the receiver and takes one deep breath before exploding again. “These fucking amateurs! What do they think war is?! The lives of imperial soldiers are on the line! Take this seriously! No confirmation—are you kidding me?!”
This is people’s lives. There’s no recovering or taking them back.
Under no circumstances will I tolerate a casually mistaken bombardment. This is a major incident that put people’s lives in danger—what are they thinking? Tanya is shocked at this disaster brought about by a lack of professionalism.
“Shit! Why can’t our observer mages tell our own troops from the enemy?! What are they even observing?!”
I can understand being fired on by the enemy.
We can just fire back. That’s only fair.
Being fired on by your own artillery is not fair.
I can even accept an accident due to gun trouble or whatnot during a rolling barrage. Just because a shelling is scheduled doesn’t mean the trajectories can be calculated with 100 percent accuracy.
“Give me a casualty report!”
“No serious losses. Just a few shells fell on our defensive position; there won’t be any notable casualties.”
Major Weiss responds promptly and Tanya has to ask back, “What? You’re sure?”
“Yes, Colonel.”
Her vice commander wouldn’t give her an unconfirmed report. Knowing that, she understands that he’s being serious.
“…I’m…really glad to hear that.”
“Haaah…,” she sighs in relief. Suffering casualties over something like this would be despairingly absurd. The fact that they were fired on makes her furious, but the news that they haven’t incurred losses is a hopeful-enough reality to cool her raging head.
“Just to confirm, no damage to tanks or guns?”
“No, ma’am. If necessary, we’re ready to fire against the artillery.”
“Ha-ha-ha, right now I’m thrilled that it doesn’t seem to be necessary.”
The command post is relaxing before her eyes, a warmth returning to the atmosphere. No damage is truly the blessing in this curse.
Sheesh, thinks Tanya, but her troubles don’t end there.
“Excuse me, Colonel.”
“Colonel Calandro? I was worried there would be an international incident if you were killed in friendly fire. Very glad to see you’re safe.”
Calandro pops in, looking fit as a fiddle.
“Yes, thankfully I’m fine. Your artillery units are surprisingly sloppy.”
“And thanks to that, we survived. I never imagined the day would come that I’d be delighted at their sloppiness. Of course, maybe it’s because they’re sloppy that we were fired on in the first place.”
““Ha-ha-ha.””
The stupid ones get mocked for being stupid. It’s a natural principle.
“Still, I admire your unit. Fearing actual firing for effect, you were taking shelter, but the efficiency with which it was carried out… Your defense against artillery fire is impressive. It seems you’ve trained your men quite well.”
“You’re going to make me blush. It’s just that I’ve been in many an artillery battle on the Rhine front…”
“Maybe it’s impossible for me to comprehend, since I haven’t experienced that terror myself. It brings the importance of experience into sharp relief.”
“Yes, my adjutant, vice commander, and I have a wealth of that.” She brags slightly that they’re elites who have been through hard times.
“Now then, I’m sure you know why I’ve come… Do you mind explaining what happened?”
“Certainly.” When Calandro expresses interest, Tanya laments to him. “To put it plainly, as you’ve gathered, we’ve been fired on by our own artillery. The cause was the observer mage mistaking us for Federation troops.”
“Mistaking? Wow, ‘fog of war’ is right, huh?”
“Truly. But luckily, we managed across the board to avoid getting hit.” Tanya comments that it was the blessing in this curse, but Calandro eyes her with suspicion.
“That’s what I’m wondering about, Colonel. I’m surprised you were able to stop them before they fired for effect. How in the world did you do it?”
“Huh? I called them up, gave them the cipher, and told them to cease fire.”
“Which is a feat of coordination indeed… So how did you pull it off? Regardless of the theory, the practical details elude me. For future reference, it would be great if you could tell me.”
“We’re risking our lives, you know; it’s just the case that all our safety mechanisms functioned.”
“So you can’t explain the finer points? As a military observer, I’m desperate for that sort of info.”
“I see,” she says, but beneath her polite smile, Tanya sneers. It’s not happening.
No matter how hard he digs, she can’t tell him she got them to stop by threatening them!
Just try leaving that on record! Something listed in the official record becomes something that officially happened. If it got into the record that I was fired at by mistake and threatened them, it would be a stain on my CV!
This is different from logic in a moment of rage. Once you have the breathing room to think about long-term preservation of the self, you need to keep up appearances.
Perfect résumé, perfect career, perfect future. This three-item set must be defended with one’s life.
“First the friend-or-foe identification signal and then an appropriate conversational exchange. And the grace of God. Yes, I think that’s about it.”
Calandro leaves the room with an “I see” and a “Thank you,” either because he realizes I’m busy or because he wants to observe the situation some more.
Whichever it is, I’m grateful he’s gone.
“I can’t believe I have to deal with this ineptitude… The instructors who sent these idiots to the front can rot. Observer accuracy is the root of the Imperial Army’s firepower!”
If we’re getting lax with that, the future is bleak.
“…As losses reach their limit, the quality of the replenishments is bound to drop.”
“I know, Major Weiss.”
It’d be stranger to replace veterans with part-timers and expect things to function without issue as normal… Would the General Staff really cling to such stupid wishful thinking?
Hmm… Tanya sinks into thought for a moment.
The more she regains her composure, the stranger it all seems. It’s common knowledge that the army is running short on fighting power. She can’t deny that committing newbies to the front is a theoretically sound last-ditch measure.
But that’s not what happened. The essential point is that the Imperial Army still has some sturdy personnel left. Running low and running out are two different things.
“…Unless the home country has mental issues, something weird is going on.”
It was just such a shit show. It’s difficult to imagine that coming out of nowhere. I’m not citing insurance statistics, but usually an accident is preceded by a flood of previous smaller stresses.
The incident this time seemed much larger than a simple mistake. So then has the quality of the troops shifted so radically? In the span of a few days?
“In the past few days, we had the advance order from yesterday and the sudden retreat order today.”
Talk about getting jerked around. Normally this would be an indication of how much chaos the Imperial Army is facing.
“…Not experiencing confusion in the field would be more of a surprise, but actually right now, things are fairly orderly?”
She thought maybe the idea was to purposely tangle the lines, but in any case, this is too quick of a reversal. It’s easy to say, The lines are tangled, so retreat for now, but much harder to pull off.
If it was so simple to retreat with the enemy right there, they would never need a rear guard.
“…But the higher-ups mean for us to do it.”
And, she adds in her head. We can’t say that there’s zero confusion. But for a unit riddled with rookies, those guys have been operating in a relatively organized fashion up until now!
This is blatantly suspect. It couldn’t have happened unless someone somewhere was manipulating things.
“In which case, the question is the aims of the actor.”
A modest advance, a clash, and a tidying up of the lines. If we were going by the textbook, the order would probably be to build up a defensive position, but…what are all these newbies doing on the front lines? What are they planning to do by freeing up the veterans?
“Recon-in-force? But if they want to push all the lines up…”
Usually it would just be a Kampfgruppe like us sent in. It’s not something you need the whole army for, and it isn’t the Imperial Army’s custom to perform reconnaissance in force with a whole corps.
“Colonel? Is something wrong?”
Tanya suddenly realizes she’s been in her own world for quite a while. It wasn’t until her adjutant prodded her with a stare that she noticed.
“Oh, no, I was just thinking. An officer’s bad habit.”
Anyhow. She shakes her head. Leaving her questions on a note in the back of her mind and recalling her role, she knows what she needs to do is simple.
She re-confronts the situation before her.
She has to present her subordinates with a plan to remediate and give them their next orders.
“Troops, I’m glad we didn’t end up having to charge on the numbskulls in that other unit. If something had happened to Colonel Calandro, it would have been an international incident, so I’m glad we escaped that, too.”
“““Ha-ha-ha!””” The officers who burst out laughing, including Tospan, must all be beefing up their nerves here on the eastern front. Tanya finds adaptability to be a powerful force.
Wow, she’s compelled to marvel.
All that’s left is to alternate an appropriate level of tension with appropriate rest. That’s the task of Tanya and the other personnel-managing members of the General Staff. Human resources function perfectly when managed appropriately.
“Let’s seize apology and consolatory gifts from headquarters. The requisition I leave up to she who is supposedly the most merciless among us, Lieutenant Serebryakov!”
“Wha—? I—I object, Colonel!” But Serebryakov’s sputtering protest is the minority opinion in the Kampfgruppe. All the officers must have been fleeced by her multiple times.
“That’s our commander, always keeping a sharp eye on her subordinates.”
“Yes, I hope that my eye for people, at least, is accurate, Captain Ahrens. But she’s robbed more than just the magic officers?”
“I certainly have no desire to play cards with her.” There’s something sad in Ahrens’s eyes as he murmurs that. It must mean she’s beaten him more than once.
She glances around and sees that all the officers seem to agree.
“Captain Meybert, Lieutenant Tospan, judging from the looks on your faces, you agree with Captain Ahrens? Did you hear that, Major Weiss?”
“Sure did. What an embarrassment. She’s utterly ruthless.”
The duet of sighs plays out perfectly.
As a light topic of conversation, it’s not bad. Maybe it’s a bit obnoxious, but it’s important to share a sense of humor if you’re going to be working together. Tanya had been worried that she couldn’t connect to her subordinates in that way, so she feels like she has stumbled upon some handy material.
“…I’m not going to tell you to have mercy on the enemy, but you might want to rethink being so heartless toward your friends and fellows.”
“““Ha-ha-ha!””” The laughter reviving inside Kampfgruppe HQ is a sign that precious normalcy is returning. Harmony is invaluable.
“All right, troops. That’s that for the settlement. Make sure you tell Lieutenant Serebryakov what you’d like later.” Tanya tenses up her expression to head back to the point. “We need to retreat to the designated line in order to tidy up the front. Major Weiss, you’re on rear guard. Captain Ahrens, you’re in charging of securing our route.” When she glances at them, she sees the faces of veterans who know what they’re doing. “So the aerial mage battalion, with their mobility, will protect the rear, and the armored forces, with their breakthrough capacity, will lead the way out. Let’s set ourselves up for a solid withdrawal!” She makes her intentions clear. “Lieutenant Tospan, operate under Captain Meybert. Assist the artillery in their retreat. Lieutenant Serebryakov, you’ll go with them and escort Colonel Calandro.”
“Understood!”
The fact that she can leave that to her adjutant means she has a great adjutant. You can’t find support like that just anywhere. She thanks Serebryakov and doles out tasks to her other equally trustworthy officers.
“Okay, Major Weiss, Lieutenant Grantz. We’ll leave last as usual. Boy, it’s a drag that managers don’t get paid for overtime.”
“Same as always, then. But I’m one of the lower ranking of the lowest ranks, so I’d like to apply for overtime pay.”
“Oh?” she blurts as Grantz’s uncharacteristic banter catches her by surprise. Right, Weiss is mid-ranking, but Grantz is still lower. “The privileges of being a lieutenant. Sheesh, I can’t argue with that. I’ll make sure we get you a form to apply for the overtime allowance. If we can get Legal and General Affairs to sign off, you’ll get your extra pay.”
“…Your kindness brings tears to my eyes.”
“Ha-ha-ha. Well, just think of it as being an aerial mage on call to scramble includes your flight, rapid response, and overtime allowances.”
“That’s just what I’d expect a manager from the homeland to say.”
By the point he raises his hands in surrender, Grantz must have accurately comprehended the power differential between them. Very good, Tanya thinks, shooting a wry grin at Weiss.
“Well, I am a general staffer who came through the war college, remember. I know a thing or two about military administration.”
“So, then?”
“If I could, I’d get one of those refined desk-polishing jobs.”
Weiss’s face says he finds that unexpected as he murmurs, “So you wanted to work in the rear, Colonel?”
“That’s right, Major. Perhaps I’m a different animal than you. It’s not as if I was hoping to be serving on the front lines.”
“This is what it means to be truly surprised.”
“Why do you say that?”
“It just doesn’t sound like the sort of thing an officer who has stood on pretty much every front would say.”
“That’s for sure.” She groans at Weiss’s comment. Even she finds her perfect attendance–like score odd. Maybe she needs to pay more attention to her work-life balance.
“How much better would it have been—how much better!—if that wasn’t true.” She smiles bitterly and nods. “That said, you can’t wish the world into being a certain way. Ever since I got mixed up in combat in Norden, I seem to have a connection to war.”
Or more like ever since I was hurled into this world by Being X? Malicious beings really cause nothing but trouble for good civilized people.
“Ha-ha. Maybe that’s what you call fate.”
“Fate? You have no idea how much of a relief it would be if I could shout, ‘Nein!’” She sighs heavily. “We’re at war even as we have this ridiculous conversation. For someone with common sense like me, it’s truly painful.”
“If I may, ma’am, I agree.”
“Oh, you understand, do you? That’s great, Lieutenant Grantz.”
Major Weiss, who pipes up with a “It really is,” has spent as much time with Grantz as Tanya has. He probably has a thing or two on his mind. “I’m impressed with how far you’ve come. How about a simple quiz, then?”
“A quiz? What should we have him do?” Tanya asks, her interest piqued.
“Hmm, what about having him explain the war situation?”
“Good. Okay, let’s get to it. Lieutenant Grantz, I’ll ask you just like back in the academy. Explain this order to retreat and the background to it.”
“Yes, ma’am.” Grantz stiffens before speaking. “…It’s a sort of weird way to reorganize the defense lines.”
“How so?”
“It’s a question of timing, Colonel. Isn’t it strange to reorganize the lines while there’s still combat continuing in various places…instead of after the fighting is over?”
“You felt the same way, hmm?”
“Yes… You thought the same thing, ma’am?”
“…I have the feeling that maybe, just maybe…the home country is planning a major counteroffensive? The way they’re moving forces around feels a bit peculiar. It feels somehow deliberate. Oh, but that said…” She smiles bitterly. “This is just one officer’s guesswork. I think that’s enough chatter for now. Time to retreat; let’s do it. We’ll withdraw to the rear and thank headquarters for those shells.”
“““Understood!”””