To: condorboy
Date: Wednesday, September 7—10:13 PM
Subject: No
My dearest Connor,
We already went over this. I do not talk on the phone. I hate talking on the phone. You said you liked my quirkiness, so just think of this as another one of my wonderful, likeable qualities. Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you’re running late. I assume you won’t be calling for either of those reasons, so no, you cannot call me. End of story. Don’t take it personally. I don’t even pick up the phone for my sister, and I’ve liked her way longer than I’ve liked you. Whatever you want to say to me can be said right here. The end.
Isabel
(PS: Phones also give you brain cancer.)