To: condorboy
Date: Sunday, November 13—12:14 AM
Subject: Re: change of subject
Dear Connor,
Why are you wasting your precious time and superior intellect on these silly high school girls? Seriously, they’re beneath you. If you don’t watch out, your life is going to resemble a cheesy teen romantic comedy with a really bad soundtrack of two-minute songs by poseur-punk one-hit wonders. Please don’t let that happen. I don’t know if I could talk to you anymore. I know it sounds harsh, but sometimes the truth hurts, Connor.
Concerned,
Isabel