To: yikes!izzy
Date: Tuesday, December 13—8:28 PM
Subject: Re: deep thoughts
Dear Isabel,
Still not doing my homework.
Top 10 Things That Are as Awesome as Surrealism
10. Crop circles
9. A grilled-cheese sandwich with tomato soup on a rainy day
8. Lying down in a pile of fresh, warm laundry
7. Licking the slugs that make your tongue go numb
6. Laughing so hard it makes you pee
5. Winning stuff
4. Wikipedia
3. When my dog farts and it scares her so she runs away
2. When little kids talk about imaginary stuff like it’s real
1. Total silence
Love,
Connor