CONTENTS
FOREWORD: RUST NEVER SLEEPS
INTRODUCTION: THE ART OF THE HUNT:
IT’S HUMAN EVOLUTION
I: FOREIGN AFFAIRS
1 THE DARK BELGIAN SANCTUARY
2 THE MAIL-ORDER GALAXIE
3 LOW-MILEAGE MOUSE HOTEL
4 CLAPPED-OUT MEXICAN LOTUS
II: PHD BARN-FINDERS
5 THE HIDDEN HOLMAN-MOODY
6 ONE LUCKY JOHN
7 IN SEARCH OF SOMETHING SPECIAL
8 LEO LYON’S COVER GIRL
9 CINNAMON GIRL
10 THE 1954 CHICAGOAN: THE SECOND TIME’S THE CHARM
11 THE LAST, FAST SINGER
12 JUNKYARD GIRLS ARE THE BEST
III: HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT
13 GHOST OF A MOONSHINE RUNNER
14 YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING ONLINE
15 A KITTEN IN THE CLASSIFIEDS
16 A RARE AND EXQUISITE BEAUTY
IV: WHEN NO MEANS YES
17 PERSISTENCE IS KEY
18 AUNT KIKI’S IRRESISTABLE ALLURE
V: FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS
19 THE “HOTTED-UP” JABRO
20 ONE WILD RIDE
21 LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
22 THE SERGEANT DAUGHTER’S RARE GIFT
23 SHELBY’S OTHER RACECAR
24 ONE LEWD LIMO
25 BACKROOM BEAUTY
26 ONE SEXY SOUTHERN SABEL
27 TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
28 THEY CALL IT THE MOTOWN MISSILE
29 NEW BODY FOR AN OLD GIRL
30 QUARTER-MILE COBRA
31 DOC’S TIME CAPSULE CYCLES
32 THE GOLDEN DRAGSTER
VI: RARER THAN HEN’S TEETH
33 FAST, HOT, AND RARE
34 THE PROFESSOR’S ROTTEN SECRET
35 TRAILER TREASURE
36 FOLLOW MR. FINGER
37 THE OLD COBRA
38 BUILT FOR SPEED
39 THE REAL JOB #1 MUSTANG
40 ONE-OF-ONE ABARTH
VII: HOLLYWOOD HAS-BEENS
41 STAR-STRUCK ROLLER
42 OTHERWORLDLY ORBITRON
43 HERBIE’S NEMESIS: THE THORNDYKE SPECIAL
44 LENO’S ELUSIVE LOVE
45 LENO’S VOLUPTUOUS VETTE
VIII: QUESTIONABLE DESIRES
46 A BRITISH BEAUTY
47 UNFORGETTABLE
48 CARRIAGE–HOUSE CREEPING
49 HAVING YOUR WAY WITH A VIXEN
50 LOOKING FOR TIN LIZZY
IX: DAMAGED GOODS
51 THE UGLIEST WOODY
52 THE SQUALID SQUATTER CHICKEN POOP CONVERTIBLE
53 THE PAWN BROKER IN THE BUSH
54 TIME CAPSULE DEALERSHIP
55 THE SNEAK-A-PEEK SCOOTER
56 INTO THE WOODS: THE ABANDONED LEAD-SLED
57 THE DENTIST, ANGIE’S LIST, AND ONE ROUGH PORSCHE
X: BABY COME BACK
58 DAD’S SNAKECHARMING TR4
59 PLEASING DADDY
60 GRANDMA BETTY’S SECRET
61 HARRY’S CURIOUS CUNNINGHAM
62 THE SLIME-GREEN STREAMLINE BABY
63 HAWAIIAN HOT ROD PARTY
64 HIGH SCHOOL HOT ROD
65 BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST
66 COLLEGE-BOUND FRANKLIN
67 IT ONLY GETS BETTER WITH AGE
68 CHECK OUT THE BLOCK ON THIS ONE
69 A WOMAN’S INTUITION (GRAND PRIX PREMONITION)
XI: TALK THE TALK, WALK THE WALK
70 HOT GOSSIP
71 ALFA-BET SOUP FOR THE SOUL
72 BACK DOOR BARN-FIND ACCESS
73 GOING DOWN SOUTH
74 SHOULD HAVE MADE IT A THREESOME
75 SHE WORE NIGHTMIST
XII: SHE’S HAD SOME WORK DONE
76 THE JOY OF SIX
77 BENNY’S COUPE
78 ONE BITCHIN’ JAG
79 THAT SPECIAL FRICK TOUCH
XIII: OLDIES BUT BEAUTIES
80 THE AC NEXT DOOR
81 SOMETHING LUSH BEHIND THE BRUSH
82 PRIVATE STOCK
83 RAISED ON THE RADIO
84 SHADOWS IN THE BASEMENT
85 A PAIR OF FORGOTTEN VETTES, PART 1
86 A PAIR OF FORGOTTEN VETTES, PART 2
XIV: OF HEART-WARMERS AND STREETWALKERS
87 EARNHARDT’S DUMPER
88 A PASSION RENEWED
89 SS SURPRISE PARTY
90 THE OLD LADY AND THE CONTINENTAL
91 MEET YOU OUT BACK
92 SMOOTH OPERATOR
93 PUSH THE BUSH FOR A SUPERBIRD
94 WINGED QUONSET DISCOVERY
INDEX