A Scene for Sir Thomas More – Modernized Version

        Enter Lincoln, Doll, Clown, George Betts, Williamson, others [a crowd of armed Prentices*] More could enter here

       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     Peace, hear me! He that will not see a red herring at a Harry groat,2 butter at eleven pence a pound, meal3 at nine shillings a bushel and beef at four nobles4 a stone, list to me.
       
GEORGE BETTS
GEORGE BETTS     It will come to that pass if strangers5 be suffered.6 Mark him.
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     Our country is a great eating country: argo,7 they eat more in our country than they do in their own.
       
CLOWN
CLOWN     By a halfpenny loaf a day — troy weight.10
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     They bring in strange roots,11 which is merely to the undoing of poor prentices, for what’s a sorry parsnip to a good heart?13
       
WILLIAMSON
WILLIAMSON     Trash, trash! They breed sore eyes14 and ’tis enough to infect the city with the palsy.15
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     Nay, it has infected it with the palsy, for these bastards of dung — as you know, they grow in dung — have infected us: and it is our infection18 will make the city shake,19 which partly comes through the eating of parsnips.
       
CLOWN
CLOWN     True, and pumpkins together.

        Enter a Sergeant-at-Arms

       
SERGEANT
SERGEANT     What say you to the mercy of the king?

               Do you refuse it?

       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     You would have us upon th’hip,24 would you? No, marry,25 do we not. We accept of the king’s mercy, but we will show no mercy upon the strangers.
       
SERGEANT
SERGEANT     You are the simplest28 things that ever stood in29 such a question.
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     How say you now, To the Prentices prentices? ‘Prentices simple’? Down with him!
       
ALL
ALL     Prentices simple? Prentices simple!

        Enter Lord Mayor, Surrey, Shrewsbury More could enter here

       
LORD MAYOR
LORD MAYOR     Hold,33 in the king’s name, hold!
       
SURREY
SURREY     Friends, masters,34 countrymen—
       
LORD MAYOR
LORD MAYOR     Peace ho, peace! I charge you keep the peace.
       
SHREWSBURY
SHREWSBURY     My masters, countrymen—
       
WILLIAMSON
WILLIAMSON     The noble Earl of Shrewsbury, let’s hear him.
       
GEORGE BETTS
GEORGE BETTS     We’ll hear the Earl of Surrey.
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     The Earl of Shrewsbury.
       
GEORGE BETTS
GEORGE BETTS     We’ll hear both.
       
ALL
ALL     Both, both, both, both!
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     Peace, I say, peace! Are you men of wisdom, or what are you?
       
SURREY
SURREY     What46 you will have them, but not men of wisdom.
       
ALL
ALL     We’ll not hear my Lord of Surrey! No, no, no, no, no! Shrewsbury, Shrewsbury!
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50   
MORE
MORE             Whiles they are50 o’er the bank of their obedience

               Thus will they bear down all things.

       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     Sheriff More speaks! Shall we hear Sheriff

               More speak?

       
DOLL
DOLL     Let’s hear him. A54 keeps a plentiful shrievaltry, and a made my brother, Arthur Watchins,55 Sergeant Safe’s yeoman.56 Let’s hear Sheriff More.
       
ALL
ALL     Sheriff More! More, More, Sheriff More!
       
MORE
MORE     Even by the rule you have among yourselves,

               Command still audience!59

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ALL
ALL     [part of the mob] Surrey, Surrey!
       
ALL
ALL     [another part of the mob] More, More!
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     and GEORGE BETTS Peace, peace, silence, peace!
       
MORE
MORE     You that have voice64 and credit with the number,
65

65           Command them to a stillness.

       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     A plague on them, they will not hold their peace.

               The devil cannot rule them!

       
MORE
MORE     Then what a rough and riotous To Lincoln charge68 have you,

               To lead those that the devil cannot rule.—

70

70           Good masters, hear me speak. To the Prentices

       
DOLL
DOLL     Ay, by th’mass will we, More. Thou’rt a good housekeeper,72 and I thank thy good worship for my brother Arthur Watchins.
       
ALL
ALL     Peace, peace!
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75   
MORE
MORE             Look what75 you do offend you cry upon,

               That is the peace. Not one of you here present

               Had there such fellows lived when you were babes

               That could have topped78 the peace as now you would,

               The peace wherein you have till now grown up

80

80           Had been ta’en from you, and the80 bloody times

               Could not have brought you to the state of men.

               Alas, poor things, what is it you have got

               Although we grant83 you get the thing you seek?

       
GEORGE BETTS
GEORGE BETTS     Marry, the removing of the strangers, which cannot choose but much advantage the poor handicrafts86 of the city.
       
MORE
MORE     Grant87 them removed, and grant that this your noise

               Hath chid down88 all the majesty of England.

               Imagine that you see the wretched strangers,

90

90           Their babies at their backs, with their poor luggage

               Plodding to th’ports and coasts for transportation,

               And that you sit as kings in your desires,

               Authority quite silenced by your brawl

               And you in ruff of your opinions clothed.

95

95           What had you got? I’ll tell you: you had taught

               How insolence and strong hand96 should prevail,

               How order should be quelled, and by this pattern

               Not one of you should live an agèd man,

               For other ruffians, as99 their fancies wrought

100

100           With selfsame hand, self100 reasons and self right,

               Would shark on101 you, and men like ravenous fishes

               Would feed on one another.

       
DOLL
DOLL     Before God, that’s as true as the gospel.
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     Nay, this’104 a sound fellow, I tell you: let’s
105

105         mark him.

       
MORE
MORE     Let me set up before your thoughts, good friends,

               One supposition, which if you will mark

               You shall perceive how horrible a shape

               Your innovation109 bears: first, ’tis a sin

110

110         Which oft th’apostle110 did forewarn us of,

               Urging obedience to authority.

               And ’twere no error if I told you all

               You were in arms gainst God.

       
ALL
ALL     Marry, God forbid that!
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115 
MORE
MORE             Nay, certainly you are,

               For to the king God hath his office116 lent

               Of dread,117 of justice, power and command,

               Hath bid him rule, and willed you to obey.

               And to add ampler majesty to this,

120

120         He hath not only lent the king his figure,120

               His throne and sword, but given him his own name,

               Calls him a god on earth. What do you then,

               Rising gainst him that God himself installs,

               But rise gainst God? What do you to your souls

125

125         In doing this? O, desperate as you are,

               Wash your foul126 minds with tears, and those same hands

               That you like rebels lift against the peace

               Lift up128 for peace, and your unreverent knees,

               Make them your feet. To kneel to be forgiven

130

130         Is safer wars than ever you can make

               Whose discipline is riot.

               In,132 in, to your obedience! Why, even your hurly

               Cannot proceed but by obedience.

               Tell me but this: what rebel captain,

135

135         As mut’nies are incident,135 by his name

               Can still the rout?136 Who will obey a traitor?

               Or how can well that proclamation sound

               When there is no addition138 but ‘a rebel’

               To qualify a rebel? You’ll put down139 strangers,

140

140         Kill them, cut their throats, possess140 their houses,

               And lead the majesty of law in lyam141

               To slip142 him like a hound. Alas, alas! Say now the king,

               As he is clement143 if th’offender mourn,

               Should so much come too short of your great trespass

145

145         As but145 to banish you. Whither would you go?

               What country, by the nature of your error,

               Should give you harbour? Go you to France or Flanders,

               To any German province, Spain or Portugal —

               Nay, anywhere that not adheres to149 England —

150

150         Why, you must needs150 be strangers. Would you be pleased

               To find a nation of such barbarous151 temper

               That breaking out in hideous violence

               Would not afford you an abode on earth,

               Whet their detested knives against your throats,

155

155         Spurn155 you like dogs, and like as if that God

               Owed156 not nor made not you nor that the elements

               Were157 not all appropriate to your comforts

               But chartered158 unto them? What would you think

               To be thus used?159 This is the strangers’ case,

160

160         And this your mountainish inhumanity.

       
ALL
ALL     Faith, a says true. Let’s do as we may be done by.
       
LINCOLN
LINCOLN     We’ll be ruled by you, Master More, if you’ll stand164 our friend to procure our pardon.
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160 
MORE
MORE             Submit you to these noble gentlemen,

               Entreat their mediation to the king,

               Give up yourself to form,167 obey the magistrate,

               And there’s no doubt but mercy may be found,

               If you so seek it.

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170 
ALL
ALL             

Textual Notes

MS = unique manuscript of The Book of Sir Thomas More (signatures 8r–9v)

Ed = a correction introduced by a later editor

21 SD Sergeant-at-Arms = Ed. Placed at the opening direction in MS 48 Although the theatrical scribe deleted Shakespeare’s “all” in the middle of this line, the dramatist may have intended that the first half of the line be spoken by part of the mob, with the second half spoken by the other 97 order = Ed. MS = orderd 130 Is…obedience these lines were deleted by the theatrical scribe who then interlined “tell me but this” 160 mountainish = MS. Some editors read momtanish and suggest a possible form of Mohammetanish, meaning “un-Christian”