Contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. E-Book
  4. Foreword by Neil Gaiman
  5. Introduction
  6. Preface
  7. Acknowledgements
  8. How Spooking Began in Yozgad
  9. How the Camp Turned Spiritualist
  10. How the Mediums Were Tested
  11. Of the Episode of Louise, and How It Was All Done
  12. In Which the Reader Is Introduced to the Pimple
  13. In Which the Cook Appears and the Spook Finds a Revolver
  14. Of the Calomel Manifestation and How Kiazim Fell into the Net
  15. In Which We Become Thought-readers
  16. How the Spook Wrote a Magic Letter and Arranged Our Arrest
  17. How We Were Tried and Convicted For Telepathy
  18. In Which We Are Put on Parole by Our Colonel, and Go to Prison
  19. Of the Comrades We Had Left Behind and How Posh Castle Played the Raven
  20. In Which the Pimple Learns His Future Lies in Egypt
  21. Which Introduces OOO and Tells Why the Pimple Got His Face Smacked
  22. In Which the Spook Puts Our Colonel on Parole in His Turn, Saves the Hunt Club, and Writes a Speech
  23. How We Fell into a Trance and Saw the Future
  24. How the Spook Took Us Treasure-hunting and We Photographed the Turkish Commandant
  25. Of a ‘Dreadful Explosion’ and How OOO Sought to Murder Us
  26. Of the Four Point Receiver and How We Planned to Kidnap the Turkish Staff at Yozgad
  27. In Which We Are Foiled by a Friend
  28. In Which We Decide to Become Mad and the Spook Gets Us Certificates of Lunacy
  29. How the Spook Corresponded with the Turkish War Office and Got a Reply
  30. In Which the Spook Persuades Moïse to Volunteer for Active Service
  31. Of Our Mad Journey to Mardeen
  32. How We Hanged Ourselves
  33. In Which the Spook Convicts Moïse of Theft, Converts Him to Honesty, and Promises Omnipotence
  34. Of the First Day in Haidar Pasha Hospital and the Preliminary Examination by the Specialists
  35. Of the Wassermann Tests and How We Deceived the Medical Board
  36. Of Hill’s Terrible Month in Gumush Suyu Hospital
  37. In Which We Are Repatriated as Lunatics
  38. What the Pimple Thinks of It All – Three Letters
  39. List of Officers of the British and Indian Forces Interned At Yozgad, 1917
  40. The Matthews-Little Code-Test
  41. Extract From The Telepathy Code
  42. Extract From the Secret Séance Diaries
  43. Examples of Coded Messages from E.H. Jones Concerning the Escape
  44. Postcards and Letters
  45. Endnotes
  46. Copyright