Jess Jordan’s Top Tips for Travelling with Parents

 

1) Get a T-shirt printed that says: They’re not my parents. They’re my butler and PA.

 

2) If your parents try to take you into a museum, scream, ‘Help! I’m being abducted!’

 

3) On the beach, before your dad has a chance to start playing volleyball, bury him up to his neck in sand.

 

4) Make sure your mum has a huge supply of gossip mags to keep her quiet. Always plaster yourself in Factor 30 sunscreen before she starts nagging you about it.

 

5) Once plastered with sunscreen, roll in the sand and then you can enter the fancy-dress competition as a giant Scotch egg.

 

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