The Admiral walked space suited
on the deck while the battle raged
And a sniper from one of the alien’s ships
with which we were engaged
Fired a laser at the Admiral down he fell and so
We took him mortally wounded below.
I want the First Officer said the Admiral
please tell him to hurry
He’s fighting a Klingon but here’s his robot
to see you don’t worry
Oh well if he’s going to be sloppy and tardy
Then electronically digitally kiss me Hardy.