Expense Account
 
 
Expense account for press breakfast for Milton and Rose Friedman, the Nobel Laureate economist and his wife, in honor of their new book and PBS television series, Free to Choose: A Personal Statement:
(1) Cost of transportation to and from press breakfast for this reporter (by subway) $1.00
(2) Cost of clothes this reporter wore to press breakfast, including makeup and hairpins (wild guess) $65.00
(3) Cost of building in which press breakfast was held $40,000,000.00
(4) Cost of transportation to and fro for other reporters (off-the-top-of-the-head guess, making allowance for the fact that some of them may have taken cabs, or the train from Connecticut) $250.00
(5) Cost of clothes other reporters wore to press breakfast (too complicated to make even a wild guess)
(6) Cost of heating pressroom for a couple of hours (an-other wild guess) $10.00
(7) Cost of Milton Friedman’s well-pressed suit $250.00
(8) Cost of Milton Friedman’s shiny black made-in-Hong Kong shoes $20.00
(9) Cost of Milton Friedman’s tie (with a pattern of Adam Smith portraits) $10.00
(10) Cost of Milton Friedman’s neat haircut $5.00
(11) Cost of Rose Friedman’s royal-blue Ultrasuede suit $300.00
(12) Cost of Rose Friedman’s blue polyester blouse $35.00
(13) Cost of Rose Friedman’s black mid-calf-length boots $50.00
(14) Cost of Rose Friedman’s brown Mark Cross handbag $100.00
(15) Cost of breakfast (including coffee, cream, sugar, 6-oz.- can servings of orange juice, fruit cup, bagels and bialys, smoked salmon, cream cheese, tea, and two people to serve the guests) $420.00
(16) Cost of press kits (including one or two free books given to press people) $500.00
(17) Cost of phone calls made by press people from the press breakfast to the office $1.75
(18) Cost of ball-point pen held by reporter who looked like the actor who played Dr. No in the movie Dr. No $.59
Total $40,002,018.34
January 20, 1980