As the Flemings between Wissant and Bruges,

In fear of the flood tides’ constant threat,

Build strong dykes to repel the sea;

And as Canvey islanders,

Fearful of another flood like in ’53,

Raise up barrages against the estuary,

In like fashion were these banks built,

Though not so high or so large,

By Roman hands, from mud and oyster shells.

We had left the wood behind us,

So far back, indeed, that had I turned

To look I couldn’t have seen it,

When we met a troop of spirits

Who walked beside the bank, on the sand;

From where they’d come from, in the distance,

The eye could make out barbecues,

Which lit up the water’s edge,

Flinging sparks high into the air;

As they approached, each one peered at us,

As in the evening clubbers

Look at one another under the lamplight,

And as they drew level, one of their number,

Recognising me, grabbed me by the sleeve,

And said: ‘Well I never!’

And I, as he stretched out his arm,

Fixed my eyes on his sun-tanned brow,

And bending my face down to look him

In the eye, exclaimed: ‘Is this really

You here, Dr Moss?’ And he, laughing,

Exclaimed: ‘We’ve been having a barbecue,