By Liz Rettig
Kelly Ann has only just come to her senses and realised that G, the boy she's fancied all year, is a total nerd and Chris, the boy next door who's been in love with her all year, is actually the man for her. But does that mean she'll live happily ever after with Chris, discovering the joys of sex and smugly advising her friends in the ways of true love? Of course not.
With the help of her faithful friends Liz and Steph, Kelly Ann manages to muck it all up in her own hilarious style.
A riot of teenage fumblings, terrible teachers and skincare made from porridge.