So now you’ve read my second book,

I wonder what you think?

Did you get through all the pages,

Without the aid of a drink?

I know a lot of you must hate me,

With a venom and a rage,

Damning me to hell,

As you turn each bloody page,

I know I’m a bit rough,

I’m neither smooth nor groovy,

And if you didn’t like the book,

You’ll hate the bloody movie.

Ha, ha ha.