BLONDS

There are only two real pieces of advice for those who are blond.

IGNORE BRUNETTE CRITICISM. THE IDEA THAT BLONDS ARE FRIGID IS JUST A LOT OF BRUNETTE GOSSIP.

AS THEY GET OLDER, BLONDS SHOULD GO SOUTH.

When you are no longer getting the attention you want (or expect) in New York try moving to Miami Beach. And after Miami Beach begins to lose interest you can try Mexico. I myself live part of the year in Montevideo, Uruguay. The men are very handsome there.

And finally you can go to Tierra del Fuego, the jumping off point for Antarctica. I was there last year. They were crazy about me.