Never Trust a Man Who Bathes with His Fingernails

He was a small man. Half Cherokee. His

movements, silences were those of the Indian.

The women watched, roused, a little

frightened. The husband of one of the women,

lover of the other, also watched. From a

distance, watched from his studio as the man

hammered into wood, did odd jobs around the

house. Outside, looking in at the women.

The wife’s movements became lighter. She

laughed more. Her face flushed from the ride

on his motorbike, through light rain off the

mountains. She crouched behind his warmth.

This warmth in her cheeks, eyes, spread as

they sat in front of the fire, quietly talking,

or letting the wood speak. The other woman

waited, wanting to make a third of this situ-

ation also. Not sure of her sense of place,

the placing of where she might sit, walk,

sleep between husband and wife. Wife. Husband.

And when the husband entered the room he

hesitated. ‘I think we might have a door here,’

he said, gesturing at the space between kitchen

and bedroom, ‘what do you think—could you do

that?’ The man nodded, hands lightly rested

on his knees. The wife bent over sewing,

hair, still wet, hid her face. The other looked

at the husband, the other two. Out of the

window, at the aspens, the cloud shadows

gathering speed through the valley. Back again

to the interior of light and shade, where

the three sat, moved from room to room.

Rooms without doors. Except the studio the

husband climbed into, shut down the door,

stared at blank paper in the typewriter,

listened to the wood sawing, the man’s low

whistling. And the wife’s laughter.

He arrived on his motorbike, a low black

figure, part of the machine. He seemed larger

then, the wife thought, as she looked out

of the kitchen window, each morning at eight

o’clock. Her hands paused over the sink.

Off the machine, he waved. His hand recon-

structing the speed, weather, landscape he

had passed through. The husband bent over

his typewriter, pulled out a page, crushed it,

and threw into the wastepaper basket. ‘Damn

it he’s just a bum—been here a week now and

what has he done—what are we paying him

for?’ ‘But he’s nearly finished the

windows—I know he’s slow but he knows what

he’s doing—besides we are paying him only

what a soda jerk would earn,’ the wife

answered, quietly smiling, quietly going on

with bread making, her fingers feeling, weighing

the elasticity of the dough. ‘It’s all very

well but I think we ought to have a time

sheet for him—always this impression he

gives of unlimited time—the last job he

had he was fired—there he was when this couple

drove up—apparently he swung the axe into

the wood when he saw them—the only work

he’d done all day—no—I’ll get a time sheet.’

So the husband drew up a time sheet, which

he nailed on the adobe wall, which the man

marked with small black crosses.

He ate with them, sitting between the

women. The husband at the head of the table.

The women talked. The men ate. ‘How about

all of us going to that hot spring pool tomorrow—

you can show us where it is—you’ve been there?’

The wife said. The man nodded, pushed his

bread around the plate, ‘it is small—but

the water is great—good for the body,’ he said.

But it’s a long walk isn’t it—we can’t take

the car all the way down there?’ the husband

paused in eating, looked at the women.

‘Oh we don’t mind walking—it will be lovely

you’ll see—oh it will be so good,’ the wife went

on eating quickly, giggling slightly, ‘and we’ll

do it in the nude.’ The other woman felt her

own weight sink into the chair, felt the weight

of the husband’s eyes, his face whiter then in

the afternoon light. The man next to her was

motionless, hands again on his knees, dark

skin shining, grains of dirt almost a lighter

shade.

The women cleared the table. The husband

climbed into his work. The man measured the

space for the door. While the women washed,

dried the dishes, their heads bent low, close

together. The wife quick, with a quicker

laughter than the other, who laughed slowly in

the spaces of the wife’s laughter. The silence

coming from the room above them, she later

entered, when the wife went shopping. A

quickness then between them on his studio

couch, listening for the car rattling over

the bridge, and all the while below them the

lower sound of nails slowly driven into wood,

the man’s whistling louder. The louder noises

of the wife returning, putting things in

cupboards, banging of dishes, as they straightened

their clothes, the couch cover. He lifted up

the door for her to clutch her way down into

the kitchen, into the bathroom where she powdered

over the heightened colour of her face.

The man went on hammering, hummed, bent

into his work. The typewriter a jerky rhythm

above. The wife talked, her voice higher

pitched, movements quicker from cupboard to

table, from table to cupboard. ‘Can I help?’

the other asked, standing behind the table,

her hands becoming steady from the firmness of

wood, the stone wall behind her. ‘I’ll show

you how to make stuffed pimentos and cabbage,’

the wife said. ‘Oh yes that would be nice.’

She came round to where the wife bent over the

vegetables, watched the deftness of knife against

green, red, slicing into, through, pulling out

the seeds. The hammering a steady sound. The

typewriter paused, went on, paused, while the

women worked with sharp knives.

He did not arrive at eight the next morning.

Thunder stirred over the distant mountains.

A sirocco wind spiralled sand in the desert.

Three spirals on their own, that approached,

joined up into a whirling tower of sand. Stilts

of rain came slowly down the mountains, faster

over the valley. Apples were flung on to the

ground, some breaking open on the cracked dry

earth under the wet surface. ‘He’s holding

off until the storm passes I guess—oh I hope

it clears up did so want to make that hot spring

today,’ the wife said, ‘he did say today didn’t

he—he didn’t say he wouldn’t be working today?’

‘Lazy bastard,’ the husband muttered, then in a

louder tone, ‘it won’t clear up look at those

clouds piling up there on those mountains.’

He went up into the studio, and put the radio

on very loudly. So loud that none of them heard

the motorbike crossing the bridge. Though the

wife looking out at the sky changing, small

patches of blue that widened, edged off the

clouds either side of the mountains, mesas,

saw the large black shape hurled,

suddenly from that clear space between clouds,

river and the trees. ‘There—here he is,’ she

shouted. ‘What?’ shouted the husband from

the opening at the top of the stairs. ‘He’s

here—get ready—it’s clearing we can go after

all,’ she shouted back while opening the front

door. The man approached, his heavy boots

hardly made any sound. He stood in the porch-

way, shaking off the rain, rain over his goggles,

eyes, hair. She began rubbing his head with a

towel, but he took it gently from her. ‘Oh

you are soaked through—you better change

you can wear something of his—though nothing

I guess will fit.’ He stood between the women,

when the husband swung down the stairs. He

rubbed himself quickly then, and put back his

shirt. ‘But that’s wet,’ the wife said. He

shrugged, ‘It doesn’t matter I feel warm

enough.’ ‘Well are we going or not?’ the

husband asked, not looking at the three, seeming

to look with concentration at the half finished

dishes stacked. ‘Of course we’re going—look

it’s going to be a beautiful day.’ ‘Very well

don’t blame me if we get caught in a storm.’

The men sat in front. The women at the

back. The husband drove, and manoeuvred the

rear mirror until he could see his wife’s face.

His own, he knew, had a strange pallor, and

his hands, gripping the steering wheel, paler,

next to the other, whose darkness was darker,

glistening there on his knees. They drove in

silence along the valley road, turned off, and

bumped across the desert. ‘You’ll soon have

to stop,’ the man said. Where—here—there—

where?’ the husband asked. ‘See those rocks

over there well there—it’s a few miles down

to the river—there’s a small track we can take.’

The husband brought the car to an abrupt halt.

They all climbed out. ‘Did you bring any towels

for drying ourselves?’ the husband asked his

wife. ‘Oh the sun will dry us,’ she replied,

walking quickly on, following the man. ‘I brought

one,’ the other woman said, as she caught up

with the husband. She glanced at him, but he

looked ahead, to where the other two now were

at some distance, then they disappeared round

the larger rocks. He quickened his pace. She

tried to keep up, and stumbled. He caught hold

of her hand, released. She fell back, breathing

heavily. ‘Where have they gone I can’t see

them?’ His face red now, as they clambered

on over large stones, dry grass, sand. She

looked back at the mountain range, clear cut

against the expanse of blue, the car, a fallen

grey object, in the desert.

They turned the corner and saw the river,

a thin strip of steel from that distance.

‘They must have run down here,’ he said, and

slowed up, waited for her to be beside him.

She stooped and looked down over the yellow

boulders, then up at his face, further up

into the sky that narrowed as they went on

down the track.

She saw his clothes on a flat piece of

rock, but could not see the man anywhere.

The wife’s face appeared over some bushes.

‘Isn’t it lovely here—so warm—so quiet.’

She stepped out, naked, her arms raised,

hair tossed back, as she climbed over the

rocks and disappeared. The husband slowly

undressed. The woman did likewise. She

followed him over the rocks, slipping a little,

feeling the sun between heavy breasts,

she clutched the towel. ‘Here we are—it’s

terribly small—but I think there’s room for

us all,’ the wife shouted up from the narrow

pool, only her legs submerged in the water.

The man, his back towards her, thrust his face

under the jet of water that spurted out from

a small hole in the rocks. The husband stood

on the edge of the pool, ‘Is there room do

you think?’ he asked. The other woman quickly

got in between the man, the wife. She tried

getting the whole of her body submerged.

The man shifted slightly, his mouth open. The

husband lay half on the edge, half on his wife’s

body. They lay there, shifted around, attempted

to move, manoeuvre their bodies, without

touching. The women looked down at the men from

the corners of their eyes, while the water

bubbled below, and behind them. The river, dark

green in parts, moved slowly.

The man got out first, went over and sat on

a large rock, facing the river. The husband

now lay between the women, his head

back under the hot water. The women climbed

out, and went to another rock, the other side

from where the man sat. The wife, laughing

quietly, stretched out, and through half closed

eyes watched the man, watched her husband. The

other woman wrapped the towel around herself,

and watched the patterns of light on her legs,

rocks, on the wife’s back.

The husband joined them, sat between them.

He smiled, smiled at his largeness, at the smaller,

almost childish, hairless body of the other man,

the other side of the pool, who started scratching

the grime off his body, digging this out from his

nails, picking out the dirt slowly, carefully.

‘He certainly makes use of the people he works

for—and just look now what’s he’s doing—never

trust a man who…’ the husband whispered, lay

back, his head resting on his wife’s legs, then

against the other’s breasts. The women laughed.

‘You just never stop—do you,’ the wife said,

‘at least he doesn’t say things the way you do.’

‘Ha you think his silences are profound or

something—he’s dumb—hasn’t a thought in

his head—he just drifts—think of that woman

of his respecting his silence when he came back

and found her living with another man—what did

he do—go away and wait—no—I mean there’s

all sorts of places to wait but to wait in the

backyard I mean to say what kind of man is that.’

He closed his eyes, sighed. They all closed

their eyes, allowed their hands to wander, rest

in places, parts, spread out on the flat rock.

The wife sat up suddenly, ‘where’s he gone

he’s disappeared?’ The husband, his eyes

remained closed, laughed, ‘Ah he’s got the message

at last.’ The other woman opened the towel a

little, and allowed her weight to be part of the

rock’s weight. The wife stood up, looked over

and beyond where the man had been. ‘Do you think

he feels outside it all?’ Oh he’s all right—

he’s the sort that likes to go off on his own

he’ll be back soon enough,’ the husband said,

pulling his wife down on top of him. ‘Not here

not now—might come back,’ she said, giggling,

thrusting him away. He mouthed the other’s

body, neck, his hands feeling the softer skin,

the flushed parts from the water.

They did not hear the man returning. He

squatted the other side of the pool, his head

bent, hands hung limply between his legs. The

wife saw him first, saw his small curved brown

back, glistening. He looked round then, and

grinned, small neat white teeth flashed up at

her from across the pool. She looked at the

other two, the woman who had discarded

the towel, her breasts, thighs already a harsh

red against the whiteness. Her husband’s head

rested against the woman. ‘I’m going into

the pool again,’ the wife said, and scrambled

down, arched her body under the jet of hot

water. The man humming softly, began cleaning

his toe nails.

The husband jerked up, looked down into

the pool, across the pool. ‘He should keep his

dirty habits to himself,’ he whispered. The

woman, smiled, brought the towel across herself,

it was just wide enough to cover the parts touched

by the sun. The wife lay half asleep in the

water. The man went on picking out bits of dirt

from his nails. The husband shifted around on

the rock, so that his back faced the pool, his

wife, the man and the other woman.

The river became a darker green by the time

they dressed. They climbed back slowly, up the

track, in single file. The man first, the wife

followed, followed by the husband, the woman

last. They walked in silence, only the sound

of the river gurgling, and then the wind bringing

dust and sand as they turned the corner, and moved

out of the canyon.

‘Well I didn’t think much of this hot spring

pool—I mean I thought at least it would be

larger,’ the husband said, as he started the car

up, as they waited for the man, who had fallen

out of line, to step behind a bush. The wife

did not say anything. ‘It wasn’t so bad but maybe

next time just the three of us will come,’ the

other woman said. They gazed out of the window,

and watched the man move slowly towards them.