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Who’s On First?


Date: The, 22 May 2003 11:08:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: “Gabe Kaplan” <gabe@gabekaplan.com>
Subject: Aunt Madalyne
To: bren@paho.org

Dear Ms. Brennan,

Today I had an interesting conversation with my Aunt Madalyne who lives in Costa Rica. It went something like this.

Her: Is everybody in California frightened?

Me: About what?

Her: The SARS disease.

Me: WHO says it’s contained.

Her: No one. Half the people in China have it. It’s not contained.

Me: WHO says it is!

Her: Nobody. Everybody’s worried. Even here in Costa Rica. It’s not contained.

Me: That’s what I’m trying to tell you. WHO is The World Health Organization. They say it’s contained.

Her: They are who?

Me: Right.

Her: What?

Me: The World Health Organization is WHO.

Her: Why are you asking me, you brought them up.

Me: They are the experts on communicable diseases. They follow outbreaks and transmissions all over the world. Nobody knows about these things better than them.

Her: Better than who?

Me: Right. Now you got it.

Her: I don’t even know what I’m talking about.

Me: You know there’s people that keep track of diseases.

Her: That’s right.

Me: Those people. The ones that keep track of the diseases. The ones that give reports to the press. They’re the ones that say it's contained.

Her: I don’t know

Me: Third base.

I know your business is a serious one, but I thought you might get a kick out of this. You must come across some confusion in your press releases when you start them out with, “WHO says.....”

Best regards,

Gabe Kaplan

gabe@gabekaplan.com


Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 14:23:17 -0400
From: “Brennan, Ms.” <bren@paho.org>
Subject: Re: Aunt Madalyne
To: gabe@gabekaplan.com

Thanks. I needed that!