CHARACTER LIST

BENNINGTON GIRLS

Cassandra Puffin: Sylvie Furst’s best friend

Sylvie Furst: Cassandra Puffin’s best friend

AND THEIR PEERS…

Pansy Chapin: that bitch!

Bitsy Citron: diamond-mine heiress

Penelope Entenmann: coffee-cake heiress

Dorian Frazier: hired by Sotheby’s because of her cheekbones

Gala Gubelman: famous campus beauty and kleptomaniac

Chelsea Hayden-Smith: modern dancer

Vicky Lalage: worth staying in touch with for family real estate

Fenna Luxe: from Malibu

Fern Morgenthal: from Portland

Angelica Rocky-Divine: red-headed, bisexual, cross-dressing ringleader of the modern dancers

Jude St. James: off in Africa

The notorious Lanie Tobacco: she of the wine-stained bathrobe and halo of fruit flies

Beverly Tinker-Jones: another one of the modern dancers