“You haven’t COMPLAINED LATELY, SO I TAKE IT MOM’S better,” said Margot, who had come over for Friday dinner and was helping Carla take the good dishes out of the breakfront and set the table. Jessie could be heard in the kitchen humming “Now I See Thy Looks Were Feigned.” “By the way, what’s that song she’s singing?”
Carla ignored the second question and addressed herself to the first. “She seems to be better,” she responded with some deliberation. “She makes fewer odd references, but then she’s talking less in general. She’s keeping herself busy, though. When I’m at Mark’s office on Tuesdays and Thursdays, she’s always out when I call.”
“What does she do the rest of the week?” asked Margot.
“Oh, the usual. Putters around the house. Cooks and sews. Watches some TV.”
“So she only goes out on Tuesdays and Thursdays?”
“Come to think of it, yes. At least for the past few weeks, it’s been that way. Goes to the mall, she says—not that she ever buys anything. But you know how she likes to look for bargains and compare prices. And I suppose she doesn’t like being home alone.”
“I suppose,” said Margot, who, as an experienced trial lawyer, had a tendency to look for patterns and be suspicious about them.
Not that she could think of anything to be suspicious about in the case of Jessie’s outings.
Carla had moved on to tell Margot about the windfall of the bat mitzvah dress that now rendered Margot’s help in this area unnecessary.
“But I can at least do her makeup,” said Margot. She seemed disappointed at losing the chance to shop with Stephanie for the dress—a typical example of the naiveté of the childless, Carla thought.
Carla had invited several guests for dinner that evening. Along with Margot, there was her friend Jill Rosenberg and her husband, Adam, a dentist, as well as her supervisor and friend from the Golden Pond Geriatric Center, Susie Wilson. Jill and Susie were superficially opposing types. Susie was in the martyr mold: a visionary Saint Joan willing to be burned at the stake for her beliefs. Jill was more like the hostess at an awards ceremony, determined that the lighting flatter everyone’s makeup. Carla thought there were virtues and limitations to both approaches. Margot, she thought, would be a helpful bridge between them. Were the three women ever to consolidate their skills, they would truly be a force to be reckoned with. As it was, their combined presence would make for a diverting evening.
“Margot, you look stunning,” said Jill as she entered the house, her eyes darting with lightning speed from Margot’s shoes to her hair. The ability to appraise the physical packaging of another woman in a nanosecond may well have survival benefits for the evolution of the species. Certain women, of which Jill was one, had perfected it to a high degree.
Jill herself was wearing a wildly flapping silk ensemble with multiple bangles, and Adam, an outfit clearly picked out by his wife—the sweater had a garish cheerfulness at odds with his lethargic disposition. Even at this early stage in the evening, he looked as though he wanted to take a nap.
“We were so excited to hear that Mark’s practice is going so
well. I hope he can get an associate,” said Jill. “Adam got a whole new lease on life when he got his two years ago, didn’t you, dear?”
Adam nodded soporifically. For his present state to represent a new lease was to make his former one akin to being six feet under.
Susie came in next, looking harried. She was a handsome but disheveled-looking woman, always struggling with some new crisis involving care for the elderly. At the moment, she was worried about cuts in funding for the nonprofit Golden Pond Geriatric Center. Lately, government money had decreased and a promised stipend from headquarters had not materialized. This meant that the Center might have to reduce the number of beds, a prospect that would essentially mean throwing ten debilitated eighty-five-year-olds into the street. It was the sort of thing that kept Susie lying awake nights.
When she explained the problem to the assembled group, Jill became incensed. “How dare they?” she exclaimed. “I’m a taxpayer and have the right to expect that the elderly in my community are properly cared for.”
“It’s politics, that’s all,” said Susie wearily.
“I’m going to call your boss and give him a piece of my mind,” said Jill. Calling and giving someone a piece of her mind was one of Jill’s favorite occupations.
Carla, who knew Jill’s ability to make adult men cower in fear, saw this as an opportunity for the Center. “Why don’t you drop by the facility with me on Monday?” she suggested. “You can have a look around and get a sense of the problems a funding cut would cause.”
“Excellent idea.” Jill nodded.
Carla knew that, when activated, her friend was a formidable force for good. Otherwise, she tended to spend her day getting manicures, shopping for the perfect push-up bra, and nagging her son Josh. Not that Carla faulted Jill for this. The mix of narcissism and altruism in her friend’s nature was part of her charm and made her a kind of mascot for the richly contradictory nature of suburban life.
“Feel free to take a look,” said Susie, not sure what to make of Jill’s on-the-spot devotion to her cause, but prepared to take any help she could get. “If you’re really serious, I’ll send you a prospectus on the company and some background articles on adult care that might be helpful.”
“Please do,” said Jill, who was already looking forward to browbeating the CEO of Golden Pond, Inc.
At this moment, Mark strode buoyantly into the house. He had begun to exude the cheerful bonhomie and mild pomposity that characterized successful physicians a few decades back, but that one rarely saw nowadays. He had grown far more affable and interested in others in the wake of his own success, and now, given that there was only one other man present, took to questioning the soporific Adam Rosenberg.
He began asking about a new dental bonding technique he had read about, and Adam, to everyone’s surprise, perked up. Dental innovation happened to be Adam’s passion, but since no one ever cared about the subject, he never had the opportunity to expound on it.
Mark’s question also opened the floodgates to Adam’s view of the field in general. “Used to be you could relax and make a good living with a dental degree,” he observed crankily. “Now you have the cut-rate clinics stealing your patients and the insurance refusing to pay for the specialty dental work.”
“Don’t I know it,” said Mark. “But I’ve been doing some creative marketing. You have to tie innovation to a public information campaign—get the word out so people know what’s available.”
Adam nodded, and Jill piped in to the effect that the doctors and dentists on Long Island, where she had grown up, had a good grasp of promotion. “Remember the ads that Ronnie Feldman put on the back of the phone books?”
“No!” said Adam, with surprising vehemence—he had never disagreed with his wife in public before. “Phone book advertising is tacky!”
“There are better ways,” agreed Mark, translating this into a gentler vocabulary. “In the health-related fields you need to be subtle or you lose your credibility. For dentists, I’d say, maybe host a tooth-whitening seminar. Or a luncheon for area ENT docs, potential referring sources, on the importance of good bridgework to sinus health.”
“Nice idea,” said Adam, taking out a pencil. “Let me jot that down.”
“I wish you could come up with some PR ideas for me,” said Susie Wilson dejectedly. “I’m in a field that just doesn’t lend itself to sexy promotional literature or video spots. Shakespeare said it best: The end is ‘second childishness—Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans every thing.’ We’ve got the ‘sans’ stuff at the center in spades, but who wants to look? Maybe if people read more they’d understand.”
“Please don’t talk to me about Shakespeare,” said Carla—anything related to the Bard had a tendency to give her a headache.
“I don’t know that reading is the answer,” said Margot, considering Susie’s point more objectively. “I just think most people would rather not think about such things. Life is hard enough without concentrating on what’s going to happen when we get older.”
“But that’s exactly the point,” declared Susie. “It’s in facing mortality that we can see our lives in some perspective. How can I cry about my big butt or even my bastard of an ex-husband when I see Mrs. Carmine, once the most beautiful woman in Brooklyn (or so her daughter told me), incapable of going to the bathroom by herself, much less recognizing her darling grandson? It breaks my heart but it also makes it stronger.”
“So we need to require everyone to spend time working at the Golden Pond Geriatric Center?” asked Carla.
“That seems a bit extreme,” noted Margot. Such work would not have agreed with her.
“Then I still maintain that reading is the next best thing,” argued
Susie. She herself had majored in English at Smith and had appeared destined for a career as a society hostess—that is, until her husband’s infidelities had propelled her into the workplace and the discovery of a calling in geriatric care. “It’s the human condition, in the end, that we have to deal with,” she continued, “and literature teaches about that.”
“That was the argument that Jessie’s friend Mr. Pearson made,” said Carla, glancing at Margot. “He’s Stephanie’s English teacher,” she clarified for the other guests.
“And he majored in English at Yale,” interjected Jessie to everyone’s surprise. She had just brought out the appetizers—liver knishes, one of her specialties.
“I didn’t know Mr. Pearson went to Yale,” said Carla. “I don’t remember him mentioning it when he came to dinner.”
“Oh, we talked a bit in the kitchen when he was helping to clear the table,” said Jessie quickly.
“You’d think he’d do more than teach middle school with a Yale degree,” said Margot.
“And what’s wrong with teaching middle school?” demanded Susie. “I say it’s a noble choice of career. If we had more good teachers for kids at that age, the world would be a better place.”
“Granted,” acknowledged Margot. “It’s just that a Yale degree is a commodity that generally brings with it a big job and a big salary.”
“All the more reason to applaud the fellow for bypassing those rewards,” insisted Susie.
Her point struck home. There was, Margot felt—though she had tried not to feel it—something admirable about Hal Pearson that seemed to place her in the wrong, a position she didn’t enjoy occupying. This was, if she were to be perfectly honest about it, part of her irritation with him.
“It’s a sign of heroism not to care about money,” continued Susie.
“Think of Isabel Archer in Henry James’s Portrait of a Lady. She didn’t care about money; that’s why James made her the heroine.”
“And look what happened to her,” pointed out Margot, who had read that novel in college and identified with the strong-willed heroine while being exasperated with her for her disastrous taste in men. “She threw away her inheritance by falling for a bastard.” It occurred to her as she said this that she had fallen for quite a number of bastards herself.
“We showed the film version of that book at the geriatric center the other night,” noted Carla, hoping to divert the conversation to a lighter subject, “the one with Nicole Kidman. But the sex scene was much too explicit. Mr. O’Hare liked it, of course, but it shocked some of the others. It wasn’t in the original, was it?”
“God no,” said Margot, laughing. “The whole point of Henry James is to leave the sex out.”
“It depends on how you read him,” amended Susie. “For me, James is very sexy. He incites the imagination.”
“My problem,” said Mark, happily taking the philistine view, “was that Henry James always put me to sleep before my imagination had a chance to kick in. I’ll never forget feeling screwed by The Turn of the Screw in college. That was an ordeal that may have driven me into medicine.”
“Then I suppose we have Henry James to thank for an excellent physician,” said Margot dryly.
While this conversation was transpiring, Jessie got up from the table and began clearing away the appetizer plates and bringing out the main course (a succulent veal chop with a very nice rice pilaf). With the exception of urging everyone to have seconds of everything, she remained quiet for the rest of the evening.