INTROSPECTION AFTER FEAR FACTOR

Admit you’d freak if forced to cross a chasm

on wires that wobble and sag in saw-toothed winds

as, each ten thigh-quivering feet, you squat

and grab a yellow flag. Could anything induce you

to chew duck embryos and cockroaches,

then wash them down with liquified pig spleen?

You’d have to be dead to let bees, scorpions,

or tarantulas swarm over you. True,

the blonde Surfer Girl—diamond stud lighting

the flat beach of her belly as she’s locked

in a glass coffin and sunk in an icy lake—fears

her bikini will release a corkscrew hair.

Bartender-Bodybuilder, grinning through a mask

of bees, fears he’s a bit underdeveloped

you-know-where. Haw-hawing Cowboy,

who giddyups off with the 50,000-buck prize,

would scoop out and swallow his own eyes

before he’d read an ad, much less a page of Keats.

M. Artiste, though, battles the shakes each time

he parks downtown at night, speaks to a pretty

grocery clerk, or books his own flight on the Internet.

While some men develop strength, endurance,

mastery of pain, he exercises sensitivity. Result?

He sees disasters whiz like meteors at his body’s

frail capsule. Result? Life strikes him as quick breaths

seized between tsunamis—rare apple martinis

amid snifters of pig spleen piled high and deep.

Result? His longest escape from fear comes

in the moments between the shark tank of sex

and the blood-drenched, haunted house of sleep.