ACT TWO

A field. An old, lopsided, long-abandoned chapel, next to it a well, big stones that apparently once used to be tombstones, and an old bench. You can see the road to Gaev’s estate. To the side, some poplars hover darkly: the cherry orchard begins there. In the distance a row of telegraph poles, and far away on the horizon a big town is vaguely outlined, which can be seen only in very fine, clear weather. The sun will set soon. Charlotta, Yasha and Dunyasha sit on the bench. Epikhodov stands by them and plays the guitar. They are all deep in thought. Charlotta wears an old visored cap; she has taken the gun from her shoulder and is adjusting the buckle on the sling.

CHARLOTTA

(Pensively) I have no real passport, I don’t know how old I am, and I keep imagining I’m a young girl. When I was little, my father and mother went around to fairs and gave performances, very good ones. And I did the salto mortale and all sorts of tricks. And when father and mother died, a German lady took me in and began to teach me. Right. I grew up, then I went to be a governess. But where I’m from and who I am, I don’t know . . . Who my parents were, or whether they were even married . . . I don’t know. (Takes a cucumber from her pocket and eats) I don’t know anything.

Pause.

I’d like so much to talk to someone, but who is there . . . I have nobody.

EPIKHODOV

(Plays the guitar and sings) “What to me is the world and its noise, / what to me are friends and foes . . .” How nice to play the mandolin!

DUNYASHA

It’s a guitar, not a mandolin. (Looks in a little mirror and powders her nose)

EPIKHODOV

For a madman in love it’s a mandolin . . . (Sings under his breath) “So long as my heart knows the joys / of ardent love in all its throes . . .”

Yasha sings along.

CHARLOTTA

How terribly these people sing . . . yech! Like jackals.

DUNYASHA

(To Yasha) Still, you’re so lucky to have traveled abroad.

YASHA

Yes, of course. I cannot help but agree with you. (Yawns, then lights a cigar)

EPIKHODOV

It’s a known thing. Abroad everything has long been in full completeness.

YASHA

That goes without saying.

EPIKHODOV

I’m a cultivated man, I read all sorts of remarkable books, but I simply cannot understand where things are heading, and what in fact I want, to go on living or to shoot myself, but in any case, as a matter of fact, I always carry a revolver with me. Here it is . . . (Shows the revolver)

CHARLOTTA

Finished. I’ll go now. (Shoulders the gun) You’re a very smart man, Epikhodov, and a very scary one. Women must love you madly. Brr! (Goes) These smarties are all so stupid, I’ve got nobody to talk to . . . Alone, always alone, I have no one and . . . and who I am, why I am, there’s no knowing . . . (Exits unhurriedly)

EPIKHODOV

As a matter of fact, regardless of other subjects, I must express about myself, by the way, that fate deals mercilessly with me, like a storm with a small boat. Supposing I’m mistaken, why then do I wake up this morning, for example, and see on my chest a spider of enormous proportions . . . This big. (Shows with both hands) Or I pick up a jug of kvass, so as to pour myself a drink, and there’s something highly improper in it, like a cockroach.

Pause.

Have you read Buckle?

Pause.

I wish to trouble you, Avdotya Fyodorovna, with a couple of words.

DUNYASHA

Speak.

EPIKHODOV

It would be desirable for us to be alone . . . (Sighs)

DUNYASHA

(Embarrassed) Very well . . . only first bring me my little shawl . . . There by the cupboard . . . It’s a bit damp here . . .

EPIKHODOV

Very well, miss . . . I’ll bring it . . . Now I know what to do with my revolver . . . (Takes his guitar and exits, strumming)

YASHA

Two-and-twenty Catastrophes! A stupid man, just between us. (Yawns)

DUNYASHA

God forbid he shoots himself.

Pause.

I’ve become anxious, I worry all the time. I was still a little girl when I was taken into the masters’ household, I’m unused to the simple life now, and look how white my hands are, like a young lady’s. I’ve become so pampered, so delicate and genteel, I’m afraid of everything . . . It’s scary. And if you deceive me, Yasha, I don’t know what will happen to my nerves.

YASHA

(Kisses her) Cute little cucumber! Of course, every girl should remember herself, and what I dislike most of all is a girl who misbehaves.

DUNYASHA

I’ve fallen passionately in love with you. You’re cultivated. You can discuss everything.

Pause.

YASHA

(Yawns) Right, miss . . . My opinion is this: if a girl loves somebody, it means she’s immoral.

Pause.

It’s nice to smoke a cigar in the open air . . . (Listens) Somebody’s coming . . . It’s the masters . . .

Dunyasha embraces him impulsively.

Go home, as if you’d been for a swim in the river, take this path, or else they’ll meet you and think we were here together. I couldn’t stand that.

DUNYASHA

(Coughs softly) That cigar has given me a headache . . . (Exits)

Yasha stays, sits by the chapel. Lyubov Andreevna, Gaev and Lopakhin enter.

LOPAKHIN

You’ve got to decide once and for all—time is running out. The question is quite simple. Do you agree to lease the land for the construction of summer houses or do you not? Answer in one word: yes or no? Just one word!

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Who’s been smoking disgusting cigars here . . . (Sits down)

GAEV

They’ve built the railroad, and it’s become convenient. (Sits down) Rode to town and had lunch . . . yellow into the side! I’d like to go home first and play one game . . .

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

There’s no rush.

LOPAKHIN

Just one word! (Pleadingly) Give me an answer!

GAEV

(Yawning) Whoso?

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

(Looking into her purse) Yesterday there was a lot of money, and today there’s so little. My poor Varya saves by feeding everybody milk soup, in the kitchen the old folks get nothing but peas, and I waste money somehow senselessly . . . (She drops her purse, gold coins spill out) Go on, scatter . . . (She is annoyed)

YASHA

Allow me, I’ll pick them up at once. (Collects the coins)

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Be so kind, Yasha. And why did I go to this lunch . . . Your trashy restaurant with its music, with its tablecloths stinking of soap . . . Why drink so much, Lyonya? Why eat so much? Why talk so much? Today in the restaurant you talked too much again, and all beside the point. About the seventies, about the decadents. And to whom? Talking to the waiters about the decadents!

LOPAKHIN

Hm, yes.

GAEV

(Waves his hand) I’m incorrigible, that’s obvious . . . (Vexedly, to Yasha) Why are you constantly popping up in front of me . . .

YASHA

(Laughing) Just hearing your voice makes me laugh.

GAEV

(To his sister) It’s either me, or him . . .

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Away with you, Yasha. Go, go . . .

YASHA

(Hands Lyubov Andreevna the purse) I’m leaving. (Barely restraining his laughter) Right now . . . (Exits)

LOPAKHIN

Rich man Deriganov intends to buy your estate. They say he’ll come to the auction in person.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Where did you hear that?

LOPAKHIN

There was talk in town.

GAEV

Our aunt in Yaroslavl has promised to send something, but when and how much nobody knows . . .

LOPAKHIN

How much will she send? A hundred thousand? Two hundred?

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Well . . . ten thousand—maybe fifteen, and be thankful for that.

LOPAKHIN

Forgive me, but I have never met such scatterbrained people, such strange, unbusinesslike people, as you two, my friends. I tell you in plain Russian that your estate is going to be sold, and it’s as if you don’t understand.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

What are we to do? Teach us what to do.

LOPAKHIN

I “teach” you every day. Every day I tell you one and the same thing. The cherry orchard and the land have got to be leased out for summer houses. It has got to be done now, as soon as possible—the auction is almost upon us! Understand that! Once you finally decide to have summer houses, you’ll get as much money as you like, and then you’re saved.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Summer houses, summer people—forgive me, but it’s all so banal.

GAEV

I agree with you completely.

LOPAKHIN

I’m going to weep, or scream, or fall down in a faint! I can’t stand it! You’ve worn me out! (To Gaev) You old woman!

GAEV

Whoso?

LOPAKHIN

Old woman! (Starts to leave)

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

(Frightened) No, don’t leave, stay with us, dear heart! I beg you. Maybe we’ll think of something!

LOPAKHIN

What’s there to think about?!

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Don’t leave, I beg you. It’s more cheerful, anyhow, with you here . . .

Pause.

I keep expecting something, as if the house is going to fall down on us.

GAEV

(Deep in thought) Double into the corner . . . Croisé into the side . . .

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

We’ve sinned so very much . . .

LOPAKHIN

What kind of sins do you have . . .

GAEV

(Puts a fruit drop into his mouth) They say I ate up my whole fortune in fruit drops . . . (Laughs)

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Oh, my sins . . . I’ve always squandered money without stint, like a madwoman, and I married a man who did nothing but run up debts. My husband died from champagne—he drank terribly—and to my misfortune I fell in love with another man, took up with him, and just then—this was my first punishment, a blow right on the head—here, in this river . . . my boy drowned, and I went abroad, for good, meaning never to return, never to see this river . . . I shut my eyes, I fled, forgetting myself, and he followed after me . . . mercilessly, crudely. I bought a house near Menton, because he fell ill there, and for three years I got no rest day or night; the sick man wore me out, my soul dried up. And last year, once the house was sold for debts, I left for Paris, and there he fleeced me, abandoned me, took up with another woman, I tried to poison myself . . . So stupid, so shameful . . . And I suddenly felt drawn back to Russia, to my native land, to my little girl . . . (Wipes her tears) Lord, Lord, have mercy, forgive me my sins! Don’t punish me anymore! (Takes a telegram from her pocket) This came today from Paris . . . He asks my forgiveness, begs me to come back. (Tears up the telegram) Sounds like music somewhere. (Listens)

GAEV

It’s our famous Jewish band. Remember? Four fiddles, a flute and a double bass.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

It still exists? We should get them to come here sometime, arrange an evening.

LOPAKHIN

(Listens) I don’t hear anything . . . (Hums softly) “The Germans for some ready cash / will frenchify a Russky.” (Laughs) What a play I saw last night in the theater—very funny.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

And most likely it wasn’t funny at all. You shouldn’t be looking at plays, you should take a look at yourselves. Your life is so gray, you say so much that’s unnecessary.

LOPAKHIN

That’s true. Let’s come right out with it: our life is stupid . . .

Pause.

My father was a peasant, an imbecile, he understood nothing, he taught me nothing, he just got drunk and beat me, and always with a stick. And essentially I’m the same sort of blockhead and imbecile. Never studied anything, my handwriting’s vile, I’m ashamed to show people, like a pig’s.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

You ought to get married, my friend.

LOPAKHIN

Yes . . . That’s true.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Maybe to our Varya. She’s a nice girl.

LOPAKHIN

Hm, yes.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

I took her from simple folk, she works all day, and the main thing is she loves you. And you’ve liked her since way back.

LOPAKHIN

Well, so? I’m willing . . . She’s a nice girl.

Pause.

GAEV

I’ve been offered a position in the bank. Six thousand a year . . . Have you heard?

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Who, you? What an idea . . .

Firs enters bringing a coat.

FIRS

(To Gaev) Please put this on, sir, it’s damp.

GAEV

(Puts on coat) I’m sick of you, brother.

FIRS

Ah, well . . . You left this morning without telling me. (Looks him over)

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

How you’ve aged, Firs!

FIRS

If you please, ma’am.

LOPAKHIN

She says you’ve aged a lot!

FIRS

I’ve lived a long time. They were trying to get me married before your father came into the world . . . (Laughs) When we got our freedom, I was already head valet. I didn’t accept freedom then, I stayed with my masters . . .

Pause.

I remember everybody was glad, but what they were glad about they didn’t know themselves.

LOPAKHIN

It was very nice in the old days. At least they had flogging.

FIRS

(Not hearing well) Sure enough. Peasants with the masters, masters with the peasants, but now it’s all gone to pieces, you can’t figure anything out.

GAEV

Quiet, Firs. I have to go to town tomorrow. They’ve promised to introduce me to a certain general who can lend me money on credit.

LOPAKHIN

Nothing will come of it. And you won’t pay the interest, don’t worry.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

He’s raving. There aren’t any generals.

Trofimov, Anya and Varya enter.

GAEV

Look who’s coming.

ANYA

Mama’s sitting there.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

(Tenderly) Come here, come here . . . My darlings . . . (Embraces Anya and Varya) If you both only knew how I love you. Sit beside me, here.

They all sit down.

LOPAKHIN

Our eternal student still goes around with young ladies.

TROFIMOV

That’s none of your business.

LOPAKHIN

He’ll be fifty soon, and he’s still a student.

TROFIMOV

Quit your stupid jokes.

LOPAKHIN

Why’re you getting angry, you odd duck?

TROFIMOV

Just stop badgering me.

LOPAKHIN

(Laughs) What do you think of me, if I may ask?

TROFIMOV

What I think is this, Ermolai Alexeich: you’re a rich man, you’ll soon be a millionaire. As there is a need in the food chain for predators who devour everything in their path, so there’s a need for you.

Everybody laughs.

VARYA

Petya, why don’t you tell us about planets.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

No, let’s go on with yesterday’s conversation.

TROFIMOV

What was it about?

GAEV

The proud man.

TROFIMOV

We talked for a long time yesterday, but didn’t come to any conclusion. According to you, there is something mystical in the proud man. Maybe, in your own way, you’re right, but if we talk simply, without frills, what is there to be proud of? Does it even make any sense, when man’s physiological constitution is none too good, when the vast majority of men are coarse, ignorant and profoundly unhappy? We must stop admiring ourselves. We must work.

GAEV

You die anyway.

TROFIMOV

Who knows? And what does it mean—to die? Maybe man has a hundred senses and death only kills off the five known to us, while the remaining ninety-five remain alive.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

You’re so intelligent, Petya!

LOPAKHIN

(Ironically) Terribly!

TROFIMOV

The human race goes forward, perfecting its powers. One day all that’s beyond its reach now will become close, clear, but we must work, we must give all our strength to helping those who seek the truth. Here in Russia, very few are doing this work right now. The vast majority of the intellectuals I know seek nothing, do nothing, and at the moment are unfit for work. They call themselves intellectuals, but they talk down to servants, treat peasants like animals, study poorly, read nothing serious, do precisely nothing, their science is only talk, and they have little understanding of art. They’re all serious, they all have solemn faces, they all talk only about important things, they philosophize, and meanwhile, in front of their eyes, workers eat disgusting food, sleep without pillows, thirty or forty to a room, with bedbugs everywhere, stench, dankness, moral filth . . . And all the nice talk is obviously aimed at distracting attention, our own and other people’s. Show me where those day nurseries are that are talked about so much and so often? Where are the reading rooms? They’re only written about in novels; in reality there aren’t any. There’s only dirt, banality, barbarism . . . Serious faces scare me; I don’t like them. Serious conversations scare me. Better to be quiet!

LOPAKHIN

You know, I get up at five in the morning, work from morning till night, and I’m constantly dealing with money, my own and other people’s, so I see what sort of people are around. You only need to start doing something, to realize how few honest, decent people there are. Sometimes, when I can’t fall asleep, I think: “Lord, you gave us vast forests, boundless fields, the deepest horizons, and we who live here should be real giants ourselves . . .”

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

What do you need giants for . . . They’re only good in fairy tales, otherwise they’re frightening.

Epikhodov passes by upstage playing the guitar.

(Pensively) There goes Epikhodov . . .

ANYA

(Pensively) There goes Epikhodov . . .

GAEV

The sun has set, ladies and gentlemen.

TROFIMOV

Yes.

GAEV

(In a low voice, as if declaiming) O nature, wondrous nature, you shine with eternal radiance, beautiful and indifferent, you, whom we call mother, in yourself you combine being and death, you give life and you destroy . . .

VARYA

(Pleadingly) Uncle dear!

ANYA

You’re at it again, uncle!

TROFIMOV

Better double the yellow into the side.

GAEV

I’ll be quiet, I’ll be quiet.

They all sit deep in thought. Silence. Only Firs’s quiet muttering can be heard. Suddenly there is a distant sound, as if from the sky, the sound of a breaking string, dying away, sad.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

What was that?

LOPAKHIN

I don’t know. Somewhere far away in a mine a bucket chain snapped. But somewhere very far away.

GAEV

Maybe it was some bird . . . like a heron.

TROFIMOV

Or a barn owl . . .

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

(Shudders) It’s unpleasant somehow.

Pause.

FIRS

It was the same before the catastrophe: the owl screeched, and the samovar went on whistling.

GAEV

Before what catastrophe?

FIRS

Freedom.

Pause.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

You know what, my friends, let’s go, it’s already evening. (To Anya)

You have tears in your eyes . . . What is it, my girl? (Embraces her)

ANYA

I just do, mama. It’s nothing.

TROFIMOV

Somebody’s coming.

A passerby appears in a shabby white cap and an overcoat, slightly drunk.

PASSERBY

May I ask if I can go straight to the station from here?

GAEV

You can. Just down this road.

PASSERBY

Much obliged to you. (Coughs) Splendid weather . . . (Declaims) Brother, my suffering brother . . . come down to the Volga. Whose moaning . . . (To Varya) Mademoiselle, might a starving Russian have thirty kopecks . . .

Varya cries out in fear.

LOPAKHIN

(Angrily, to himself) For every outrage, there is decency!

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

(Nonplussed) Here . . . Take this . . . (Rummages in her purse) No silver . . . Never mind, here’s a gold piece for you . . .

PASSERBY

Much obliged to you! (Exits)

Laughter.

VARYA

(Frightened) I’m leaving . . . I’m leaving . . . Oh, mama, the people at home have nothing to eat, and you gave him a gold piece.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

What can you do with a fool like me?! At home I’ll give you all I have. Ermolai Alexeich, lend me some more! . . .

LOPAKHIN

Yes, ma’am.

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Let’s go, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time. And we’ve just made you a match here, Varya. Congratulations.

VARYA

(Through tears) You shouldn’t joke about that, mama.

LOPAKHIN

Ofoolia, get thee to a nunnery . . .

GAEV

My hands are shaking: I haven’t played billiards for so long.

LOPAKHIN

Ofoolia, O nymph, remember me in thy orisons!

LYUBOV ANDREEVNA

Let’s go, ladies and gentlemen. It’s nearly suppertime.

VARYA

He frightened me. My heart’s pounding.

LOPAKHIN

I remind you, ladies and gentlemen: on August twenty-second the cherry orchard will go up for sale. Think about it! . . . Think! . . .

Exit all but Trofimov and Anya.

ANYA

(Laughing) Thanks to that man who frightened Varya, we’re alone now.

TROFIMOV

Varya’s afraid we’ll up and fall in love with each other, so she clings to us all day. With her narrow mind, she can’t understand that we’re higher than love. To go beyond the petty and illusory that keep us from being free and happy—that is the goal and meaning of our life. Forward! We go irrepressibly towards the bright star that shines there in the distance! Forward! Don’t lag behind, my friends!

ANYA

(Clasping her hands) How well you speak!

Pause.

It’s wonderful here today!

TROFIMOV

Yes, the weather is astonishing.

ANYA

What have you done to me, Petya? Why don’t I love the cherry orchard the way I used to? I loved it so dearly, I thought there was no better place on earth than our orchard.

TROFIMOV

All Russia is our orchard. The earth is vast and beautiful, there are many marvelous places on it.

Pause.

Think, Anya: your grandfather, your great-grandfather, and all your ancestors were serf-owners, owners of human souls. Can it be that human beings don’t look at you from every cherry, from every leaf, from every tree trunk of this orchard, that you don’t hear their voices? . . . To own living souls—it transformed you all, those who lived before and those living now, so that your mother, you, your uncle no longer notice that you are living on credit, at the expense of others, at the expense of people you won’t allow across your threshold . . . We’re at least two hundred years behind, we still have precisely nothing, no definite attitude towards the past. We only philosophize, complain of our anguish, or drink vodka. Yet it’s so clear that to begin to live in the present, we must first atone for our past, be done with it, and we can only atone for it through suffering, only through extraordinary, relentless labor. Understand that, Anya.

ANYA

For a long time now the house we live in hasn’t been ours, and I shall leave, I give you my word.

TROFIMOV

If you have the keys of the household, throw them down the well and walk away. Be free as the wind.

ANYA

(Ecstatically) How well you put it!

TROFIMOV

Believe me, Anya, believe me! I’m not thirty yet, I’m young, I’m still a student, but I’ve already been through so much! Winter comes, I’m hungry, sick, anxious, poor as a beggar, and—is there anywhere fate hasn’t driven me, is there anywhere I haven’t been?! And yet always, every moment, day and night, my soul is filled with inexplicable premonitions. I have a premonition of happiness, Anya, I see it already . . .

ANYA

(Pensively) The moon is rising.

The sound of Epikhodov’s guitar is heard, playing the same melancholy song.

The moon rises. Somewhere near the poplars Varya is looking for Anya and calling: “Anya! Where are you?”

TROFIMOV

Yes, the moon is rising.

Pause.

Here it is, happiness, here it comes, getting closer and closer, I can already hear its footsteps. And if we don’t see it, if we don’t come to know it—so what? Others will!

Voice of Varya: “Anya! Where are you?”

That Varya again! (Angrily) Outrageous!

ANYA

Well, then, let’s go to the river. It’s nice there.

TROFIMOV

Let’s go.

They exit.

Varya’s voice: “Anya! Anya!”

Curtain.