“Really, Lizzie,” Johnny said, “this is a domestic matter between you and the Major. There was no reason to pull us all out here. Miss Dugan doesn’t approve of messages from outside. I’m surprised you were able to talk Clyde into it.”
“It cost me a double eagle. It was the first thing that came into my hand when I reached inside my bag.”
They were seated in a private room at the Auraria Restaurant, the entire troupe gathered around a table cloaked in crisp linen and shimmering with silver. A heap of freshly opened mussels steamed in an enormous tureen in the center. April, fetching in a powder-blue suit she’d bought that afternoon, fretted. “My message was waiting for me at the hotel desk. None of us even had time to change for dinner.”
“I wouldn’t care if you were naked.” Lizzie was in an agitated state. “I saw him.”
The Major said, “My dear, you’ve drawn the wrong conclusion. I went to that place merely for male cameraderie. You have always been more than woman enough for me.”
“Forget about yourself for once, you old goat. I don’t care where you drop your seed or with whom. It was the lying I came to protest. You haven’t gone out for a walk since the war with Mexico. The man I saw today was the man who knocked me down in Salt Lake City and stole our money.”
Johnny put down his mussel shell still containing its prize and wiped off his fingers with his napkin. “Where?”
“At the Wood Palace. Why did you think I sent you that note?”
“I thought perhaps you were hungry. You’re certain it was him? The description you gave that night was quite general.”
“I haven’t Corny’s talent for word pictures. But I trust my eyes. Moreover, he recognized me. I saw it in his face.”
Johnny said, “You mean to say he just stood there, a wanted man, knowing you could identify him to the nearest police officer?”
“I mean to say he darted away like a sparrow, taking his companion with him, a short fellow with a wizened face. I’m sure they went to report to their accomplices. That’s why I sent that note and hurried here. My driver carried April’s message back to the Coronet.”
“Nell must have a priest’s hole of some kind to conceal their like,” said Cornelius. “But Denver is a big place, and they haven’t the freedom to mount a search. They wouldn’t know where to begin looking.”
“I had the carriage from the hotel,” Lizzie said. “I’m sure he saw it.”
“Johnny!”
He patted April’s hand. “There is every reason for optimism, and none for panic. These road agents are more frightened of us than we are of them. That’s why they fled at the sight of Lizzie. They have the money. What else could they want from us?”
Lizzie said, “He knows I can identify him. You said so yourself. They’ll murder me to prevent me from turning them in for the reward.”
The Major sucked out a shell and daubed at his moustaches. “We’ve been overlooking an opportunity, and Lizzie has placed her finger square upon it. We should notify the authorities immediately and collect the reward for the whole gang.”
Johnny said, “I question the wisdom of making ourselves too familiar with law enforcement. We’re fugitives ourselves, don’t forget. In any case those bounties are seldom paid in full, and we’ll have made ourselves notorious for something less than we might remove from a safe in some fat mining town or cattle camp with a servicable theater.”
“Guerrillas are territorial,” Cornelius pointed out. “We pricked their pride in Utah. If they haven’t forgotten the war in nine years, I doubt they’ll have forgotten us in a few weeks. Lizzie isn’t the only one who’s in danger of their revenge.”
The party fell into a grim silence while a waiter entered, removed the course, and glided out of the room.
“This changes nothing about our plan for a holiday, apart from the venue,” said Johnny then. “We’ll draw what we need from the bank for living expenses and separate. We’ll meet again in Wichita and launch the fall season.”
“Absolutely not.” April set down her wineglass with a thump. “Cowboys pinch and grope and belch whiskey. They do everything but bathe.”
“They also spend money as if it were grass,” Johnny said. “Other rowdies, when they see something they approve of onstage, throw pennies; cowboys throw silver dollars. Sometimes more. In Amarillo, Lotta Crabtree fished a poker chip out of her bodice after a performance and redeemed it for a hundred dollars.”
“I’ve seen Crabtree,” said April. “She could fit the table stakes and the dealer in there as well.”
“Do I detect a shade of green?” asked Lizzie.
“We can’t all be cows.”
Madame’s cheeks colored. The Major choked, coughed, and spat a stuffed mushroom into his napkin.
“Dear me,” said Cornelius, who preferred writing scenes to experiencing them.
“Yes. Separate holidays are best.” Johnny sipped from his glass. “Shall we order dessert?”
Someone tapped three times at the door to the underground suite, paused, and tapped again.
“That’s Charlie and Bob.” Ed Kettleman got up to unlock the door.
His brother came in first, unhooking the wire-rimmed spectacles he believed provided an impenetrable disguise. An old photograph he and Ed had unwisely posed for in a studio in El Paso was floating around Texas, and although it had yet to appear on wanted posters circulated nationally, the spectacles came out whenever he separated from the gang, in case he ran into a lawman visiting from the Lone Star State. Mysterious Bob, known principally by his description, merely bent his legs to dissemble his height and put on a dirty bowler hat he’d shot a carpetbagger out from under in Dodge City. Together they looked like a pair of drummers no one wanted to buy anything from.
There was a general rattle of firearms being taken off cock and returned to their holsters; Ace-in-the-Hole hadn’t much faith in such things as passwords and secret knocks.
“Put one in her this time?” Brixton was sawing at a longhorn steak with Breed’s big Bowie and angry energy. The bill of fare at the Wood Palace posed no threat to Delmonico’s, despite charging two dollars for a bowl of oxtail soup (twenty-five cents extra for evidence of an oxtail).
“She checked out,” Charlie said; and yelled when the Bowie stuck in the lath-and-plaster six inches to the right of his head.
Ed said, “There ain’t no call for that, Jack. He went soon as you told him.”
“He’s lucky Breed didn’t throw it. I’m out of practice. He should of shot her when she was in range.”
Breed put down his bottle of Old Pepper and got up to jerk his knife out of the wall. “You probably bent it cutting up that steak.” He examined the blade.
“I couldn’t shoot the old bat in the street,” whined Charlie. “We’d be up to our ass in law.”
“Nell’s rules,” Tom Riddle reminded Brixton, over a game of patience. “No trouble in the Palace.”
“She didn’t say nothing about out front.”
Bob spoke up. “She weren’t checked out yet when we got to the hotel. We talked to the carriage man, he said he dropped her at the Auraria Restaurant. We missed her there, and when we went back to the hotel, she’d checked out.”
Brixton hauled out his big American revolver. Ed and Charlie scrambled for cover. Mysterious Bob scooped up his Winchester and levered a round into the chamber. “Hold on, Jack.”
“If you two didn’t have pig shit for brains, you’d of split up and covered both places.”
“I needed Charlie along to point her out. If I went around shooting every tall old ugly woman I seen in hotels and train stations, I’d run out of shells.”
“He’s right, Jack.” Charlie crouched behind the settee, covering Brixton with the Colt he’d taken from the old woman. His hand shook.
Tom Riddle said, “Let’s all put up our irons now.” He’d drawn his Remington.
When every muzzle was lowered, Brixton returned to his meal. “You at least get her name?”
“Elizabeth Mort-Davies,” Bob said. “One of them two-part names, like that Englishman we strung up in Dry Gulch. You want to know who she checked in with?”
“If it was Ulysses S. Grant, I hope to hell you shot him.” But Brixton put down the bone he’d been gnawing like a gaunt old wolf. Bob had never talked so long nor with anything close to enjoyment.
“Man named Davies. I reckon he’s her husband. He’s fat, the clerk said.”
“Fat like the man stuck up the Overland office in Salt Lake City?” Breed wiped his knife on his pants, smearing them with grease and plaster.
Bob ignored him; the only man in Breed’s experience to do so.
“They weren’t alone, neither,” Charlie said.
He was the center of attention then. He was standing now, the Colt dangling at his side. You never knew when Black Jack would flare up again, like a heap of ashes in a campfire.
He said, “They’re running with a bunch of actors. They all checked out at the same time. Waiter at the restaurant said they ate there together.”
“Horseshit,” said Brixton. “No bunch of actors ever stuck up no place. Whores and pansies.”
“Shut up, Jack,” Tom said.
A terrible quiet followed, like the space between a flash of lightning and the roar of thunder; but there was no thunder. Of all the members of Ace-in-the-Hole (except, perhaps, Mysterious Bob), Tom Riddle was the least likely to be shot by any of the others, even Brixton. It would have been like stopping a church bell. The awful empty silence that came after would have driven them all mad.
Tom alone appeared unmoved by his breach of outlaw etiquette. “Let’s hear the rest, Charlie.”
“They call themselves the Prairie Rose,” Charlie said. “I wasn’t sure I heard it right, so I made the clerk say it again. I remembered, on account of I heard folks talking about them that day in Salt Lake City. They pulled out right after the Overland was hit.”
Brixton swallowed a piece of gristle and chased it down with Old Pepper. “They hit other places too, to be staying at the Coronet and eating at Auraria. They won’t be hard to track. Those outfits cover the country with shinplasters telling folks they’re coming and the papers write about them after they leave.”
Tom said, “They’re spooked now. They’ll scatter to cover and stay there.”
“They’ll herd up again, just like we done. Gold don’t go so far since the war.”
Ed Kettleman said, “What good’s tracking them? I never saw where they’re wanted no place. They’re probably selling us to the marshal right now. That rug won’t keep the Pinkertons out of that trapdoor twice. We’re the ones on the run.”
“That’s part of it,” said Brixton. “They owe us for what we didn’t get from that payroll train we didn’t rob.”
Breed scowled, looking exactly like the woodcut on his poster. “I want their hides as bad as you, but there ain’t no market. They can’t carry what they stole around with them any more’n we can. They’ve buried or banked it, or spent it same as us.”
“Who said anything about taking it out of their hides? We’ll just follow them around like we do trains and hit them next time they take on a big load. We don’t have to worry about the Pinkertons or the law.” He laughed. “Hell, it might not even be illegal. Just like milking a cow.”
“Then we butcher it for the side meat,” Breed said.
“Well, sure. I’m surprised you had to say it.”
They arranged to take three separate trains spaced out over two hours and avoid gathering in a group at the station. Farewells were brief, with April and Lizzie embracing swiftly to indicate that all rancor was past and the men shaking hands. No personal plans were discussed, again by mutual consent, in order to prevent anyone from betraying the others’ movements under duress.
“The Merry Wives of Windsor, I think, in the fall,” Johnny said to Cornelius at parting. “We must acquiesce to the Major’s superstitions, and you have to agree that Twelfth Night started us off splendidly last season. Do you think you can winnow it down without inviting the Bard’s vengeful ghost?”
“The merry Wife, perhaps?” The playwright’s smile was sad; and then he was gone.
Somewhat to his surprise, Johnny realized he’d miss him most of all. The former secretary’s awkward expressions of gratitude and loyalty at the Wood Palace, however inspired by the pleasure of conversing with whores, had moved him to an emotion he’d thought had died on Blue Island.
The Major and the Madame departed with all the pomp and fustian of exiled royalty, he popping his silk hat and directing the cabman with his stick like a concert conductor, she fretting aloud about the fate of the bags they’d sent on from the hotel. “San Francisco would be my guess,” April told Johnny, waving as they rattled off. “The Diplomat Deposes and petty larceny the whole way.”
“Just so long as the old ham doesn’t try to hold anyone up at gunpoint,” said Johnny.
To confuse pursuers, Johnny and April were traveling together to Colorado Springs as Mr. and Mrs. John McNear of Chicago. There, they would separate and proceed to their chosen destinations.
On their way to the station, Johnny had their driver stop twice to let him out on errands. The first stop lasted just long enough for him to hand a cash deposit to the clerk at the storage facility where they’d sent their theatrical costumes and properties on from Boise when their plans to play that city had changed. The second was longer, and he did not confide its purpose to April, who sat twirling her parasol irritably, then in alarm at the thought that he might have been waylaid. She started when he leapt back in beside her, and would have set her sharp tongue to work had he not held out a small square parcel wrapped in cloth-of-gold with a scarlet ribbon.
“The shade’s a bit off,” he said. “I asked for vermilion.”
“If it’s a key to your sleeping compartment, I shan’t accept.”
“It might have been in St. Louis. Those chivalrous buffoons I’ve been playing have had their effect upon my deportment in general.”
“A few more, perhaps. There’s still a bit of shanty Irish in your g’s.”
“I hope to correct that over these next few months.” He waggled the parcel.
She took it then and twitched loose the bow. Inside the pasteboard box was a container shaped like a miniature humpback trunk, covered in green velvet. “Oh, Johnny,” Her tone was dubious.
“Opening it does not imply commitment.”
She tipped back the hinged top. The garnet inside was the deep red of pigeon’s blood, set in a band of twenty-four-karat gold (she knew her precious metals) with a delicate filigree.
“I had my mind set on a ruby,” he said, “but they paled in comparison.”
She snapped the lid shut with a smile. “I cannot, of course. Please take this advice for the future, as you might from a sister. Proposals are made with diamonds. This is for the wedding ceremony.”
Johnny laughed. “Good God, woman! Don’t confuse me with the parts I play. If we’re to carry off the act of man and wife, we’ll need a convincing prop.”
She exhaled, relieved. “Take no offense,” she said. “I’m fond of you. I loathed casting you in the role of disappointed suitor. Such a wasteful extravagance to fool a ticket clerk and a conductor.”
Their driver cleared his throat loudly.
“One more moment, my good man.” Johnny lowered his voice. “I’d be inclined to agree, if it were them only. The concierges of London and Paris are far more sophisticated.”
She stared at him with eyes like hazel planets.
“I don’t know your plans,” Johnny said. “If you could postpone them without serious inconvenience, I thought perhaps we might discover for ourselves whether the capitals of the Old World are as corrupt as the ones we know. Allow me.” He unbuttoned her left glove and slipped it off.
She hesitated, then slid the ring onto the third finger. It was a snug fit, most flattering. “When you put it that way, I don’t see how a lady can refuse.”
As this pretty scene was playing itself out in Denver, rapid fingers were tapping on copper keys, sending messages streaking back and forth in high-pitched staccato surges along wires strung across fifteen hundred miles of desert, prairie, and crowded metropolis:
ALLAN PINKERTON
PINKERTON NATIONAL DETECTIVE AGENCY
CHICAGO ILL
WELLS FARGO TRAIL ENDS HERE STOP AM SATISFIED IDENTITY
PERSONS REPEAT PERSONS RESPONSIBLE STOP REPORT ON
WAY U S MAIL STOP FOR REASONS EXPLAINED THERE THINK
UNLIKELY APPREHEND BEFORE FALL EARLIEST STOP SUGGEST
RETURN CHICAGO UNTIL THEN STOP PLEASE ADVISE
RITTENHOUSE
PHILIP RITTENHOUSE
DESERET HOTEL
SALT LAKE CITY U T
RETURN NEXT TRAIN STOP TRUST REPORT EXPLAINS NO
BOARDINGHOUSES AVAILABLE THERE
PINKERTON
The detective took one last look at Salt Lake City through the window before the train began rolling, after that first curious backward lurch, as if it were as reluctant as he to be heading back the way he’d come. He thought it unlikely he would ever be that far west again. His adventure had ended. Wherever his investigations led from there, genuine field agents would follow.
He swung down the patented Pullman footrest and settled in to read. He’d bought a copy of that day’s Deseret News, and seldom ventured anywhere without his pocket edition of Tennyson bound in soft calfskin, but he left them on the vacant seat next to his and slid the folded programme out of his inside breast pocket. A woodcut of an obstreperous-looking rose decorated the front. He opened it to read the one-line descriptions of the acts and scenes of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, adapted by Cornelius Ragland from the story by Washington Irving, and the names of the characters and cast. Once again, he drew out his memorandum book and compared the names to the list he’d made in his own hand. Next to each name was penciled the initials of a city where the Prairie Rose had played, based upon the description of the thief in the armed robbery that had taken place there. Now he uncapped his pencil and wrote SLC next to Major Evelyn Davies. Then he put everything away and closed his eyes to sleep.