The Family in Hongcouver (the Chan Clan)
Cloudy Heroine (great-grandmother, mother of Poh-Poh)
Poh-Poh (maternal grandmother, a.k.a the Grand Dame of Woo-Woo)
Gung-Gung (maternal grandfather)
Beautiful One (youngest of the Woo-Woo, a.k.a the Bridge Jumper of Hongcouver)
Uncle E.T. (husband of Beautiful One, L.’s uncle)
Flowery Face (younger daughter of Beautiful One, L.’s cousin)
The Residents of Pot Mountain
Confucius Gentleman (father of L., husband of Quiet Snow)
Quiet Snow (mother of L., wife of Confucius Gentleman)
Lindsay, a.k.a Retarded One (eldest daughter and narrator)
Deep Thinker (younger sister of Lindsay)
Make Lots of Money (brother of Lindsay, the youngest of the family)