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Index
Cover
Dedication
Epigraph
Chapter One: Not Today.
Chapter Two: Stop Being So Nice. It’s Rude.
Chapter Three: Why Would I Be Your Babysitter?
Chapter Four: Getting Over the Death of Lauren Bacall.
Chapter Five: Hushed, Aggressive, Chic, Threatening, and Scared.
Chapter Six: Fuck Babies.
Chapter Seven: Is Twitter Still a Thing?
Chapter Eight: I Don’t Want Butter Cancer.
Chapter Nine: Still Thinking About the Popcorn I Ate in Chapter Eight.
Chapter Ten: You’re Hot, but Fuck You.
Chapter Eleven: Bless Up.
Chapter Twelve: A Mountain of Basicness to Climb.
Chapter Thirteen: I’m Fucking Smart.
Chapter Fourteen: Alex Trebek’s Dick (and Also His Balls).
Chapter Fifteen: The Most Expensive Uber Ride of My Life.
Chapter Sixteen: Love Wins!
Chapter Seventeen: Guess Who Fucked Scott?
Chapter Eighteen: Babe of Pigs.
Chapter Nineteen: Can We Finish Our Salads Now?
Chapter Twenty: Bye.
Epilogue
Recipes
Potato and Onion Frittata
Banana-Grain Pancake
Summer Gazpacho
Seared Chicken with Fennel Salad
Roasted Scallops with Pine Nuts and Brown Butter
Orange Bread Pudding
Acknowledgments
About Babe Walker
Copyright
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