Undercover Sex Signals · A Pickup Guide for Guys by Lowndes, Leil -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Title Page Copyright Page Dedication Page U.S.S. Table of Contents SECTION I: You'll Never Have to Face Rejection Again

1 Why Learn "U.S.S.s?" SEX SIGNAL #1: The Girlfriend Gab 2 How to Be a Sexual Sleuth Look for "Clusters" of Sex Signals It's Not K.I.S.S 3 It's Tough Being a Guy Today She's Tuned, 24 Hours a Day to a Station You Can't Even Hear 4 Proof That Women Are Bird-dogging You (and You Don't Know it) The Biggest Difference Is Not Your Plumbing 5 Only One Man In 31 Is Hep to Her Sex Signals 6 Why Can't a Woman Communicate More Like a Man? Peekaboo! (Not for Little Babes Only) SEX SIGNAL #2: The Peekaboo How to Indulge in Step-by-step "Foreplay" From Across the Room 7 Using U.S.S.s to Determine if She's Interested The Single Most Common U.S.S.—and Men Think It's Rejection! SEX SIGNAL #3: The Shy Geisha More Eyeways SEX SIGNAL #4: The Sidelong Glance An Anthropologist Bites the Dust 8 Little Girls and Little Guys Are Different From Blastoff SEX SIGNAL #5: The Jewelry Tug Are Sex Signals Rocket Science? SEX SIGNAL #6: The Exposé SEX SIGNAL #7: The Sole-bearing Shoe Dangle Serious Science (and Big Money) Gets Into the Act 9 Why They Asked Me to Write This Book SEX SIGNAL #8: The Close Encounter Men Looking for Love—and Sex—in All the Wrong Ways 10 I Love Women! SEX SIGNAL #9: The Space Invasion SEX SIGNAL #10: The "Innocent" Touch SEX SIGNAL #11: The Lean-2-U 11 How to Rejection-proof Yourself SEX SIGNAL #12: The Weathervane Palm

SECTION II: Proof of U.S.S.s (And Why Men Miss Them)

12 Most Potential Lovers Never Even Meet It Takes a Woman to Know a Woman SEX SIGNAL #13: The Necking SEX SIGNAL #14: The Underarm Flash SEX SIGNAL #15: The Lips Lick SEX SIGNAL #16: The Primp

SECTION III: Some Surprising Facts About Women & U.S.S.s

13 Are U.S.S.s Nature or Nurture? 14 Are Her Sex Signals Conscious or Unconscious? SEX SIGNAL #17: The Hair Play 15 Cupid Does Drugs (or What Happens When the Bug Bites Her) SEX SIGNAL #18: The Self-caress SEX SIGNAL #19: The Shoulder Scrunch Be on the Lookout for Her "Semi-signals" She Wants You to Play the Game Too Beware the Female Love Junkies Why Do Women Go for the "Bad Boys"? Secret is Sexier 16 The Move That All Turned-on Women Make SEX SIGNAL #20: The Perk-up (or Breast-thrust) 17 The Move that Turns All Women On The Electrifying Power of Eye Contact Do Lasses Like Lads Who Wear Glasses? What Does She Mean When She Says, "You're Just Not My Type"? Why She Digs That Dishpit (And Not Me F'rinstance) What Makes Her Feel "In Love" (Romantics, don't read this!) So How Can I Make Her Feel That "Chemistry" for Me? Looking For a (Almost) Sure Thing? SEX SIGNAL #21: The Copycat Shall I Stick Around for Her to See the Light? Undercover Sex Signals Are Nothing New

SECTION IV: Using U.S.S.s to Succeed With Women

19 You Never Have to Hear "No" Again The Man Who Looked Like a Seal, and Scored Like a Stallion SEX SIGNAL #22: The Suggestive Suck Meanwhile Back at the Bar "So How Do I Appeal To Her, Uh, Neural Imprinting?" Run Yourself up the Flagpole (and See Which Skirts Salute) 20 How to Become a Sexual Polygraph Machine Ask Ye Not, "Who Turns Me On? Ask, Rather, "Who Do I Turn-on?" 21 From Meeting to Mating, Easy Does It

SECTION V: "The Perfect Pickup" (In 5 Easy Steps)

22 The Perfect Pickup is a Science The Sparks Fly When the Energy Matches 23 How to Make the Approach Do You Pass Muster, Mister? Kissing a Woman the Way She Likes to Be Kissed The Game Begins in Earnest Mesmerize Her With Your Voice How Close Should You Stand? How to Get Those Seductive "Bedroom Eyes" 24 Your Opening Lines Your First Conversation The Dozen Best Ways to Break the Ice The Four Qualities Every Woman Wants in a Man How to Show Her You've Got "The Right Stuff" Be Prepared to Answer the Most Important Question She'll Ask

SECTION VI: Meeting to Mating (How to Win the Dating Game)

25 Shrewd Dating Strategies When and How to Ask Her Out To Her, It's Not a Date; It's an Audition! The Proven Best Thing to Do on the First Date Stamping Out Piggy Male Manners The All-important Dinner Date SEX SIGNAL #23: The Sexy Pet Kissing, Calling, and Other Follow-up Strategics 26 Big-time Help (If You Suspect You Have a "Big-deal" Problem) A Sure Cure for Butterfly-belly When Talking to Beautiful Babes Even the Best Generals Have a Fallback Position 27 Why All the B.S.? SEX SIGNAL #24: The Goofy Girl 28 Cyber Matchmaking Is a Virtual Blast How to Win the Women-on-line Game The Best Places to Meet a Woman: Her Five Fantasy Islands One of Women's Most Misunderstood Signals SEX SIGNAL #25: The Pose SEX SIGNAL #26: The Leg Show

SECTION VII: The Turnabout (Using My U.S.S.s to Turn Her On)

29 Your Biggest Sex Signal is YOU! Play by the Numbers to Get the Best You Can Get Tit-for-tat Love? Test to See if You and She Will Be a Happy Couple 30 How to Raise Your Score With Women Women Judge My Hairstyle? You've Got To Be Kidding! What About My Abs and Pecs? Height? Does She Really Care What I Wear? Beware! Your Home Has Hundreds of Land Mines The Second She Enters Your Office, She's Sherlock Holmes Brains Win Over Brawn, Every Time How to Be a Man of Mystery

SECTION VIII: Your U.S.S. Certification

31 Are You a Certified U.S.S. Man Yet? A Quick Review It Starts Real Early Pulling Out All the Stops 32 And Now for the Final U.S.S. Test 33 Diary of a Successful U.S.S. Man

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