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Title Page
Copyright
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CONTENTS
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
PUBLIC LIVES
Short
Youngest & Oldest
Famous People’s Pets
Found and Lost
Youngest & Oldest
Medium
Nudes & Prudes
When Celebrities Attack
Nudes & Prudes
Famous for 15 Minutes
Long
The Man Inside The Terminal
BATHROOM NEWS
Short
That ’70s Bathroom
Close the Lid
Bathroom Stats
Medium
Uncle John’s Stall of Fame
I Heard It in the Bathroom
Bathroom News
Bathroom Time Killers
Uncle John’s Stall of Fame
Your #1 News Source
FADS & FLOPS
Medium
(B)ad Campaigns
Close, But No Cigar
Segue into Segway
Used-Less Inventions
Long
Billion-Dollar Babies
World’s First Muscle Car
BLUNDERFUL LIFE
Short
Jail Food Follies
Medium
Oops!
The Digital Age
Uncle John’s “Creative Teaching” Awards
Oops!
More “Creative Teaching” Awards
It’s the Wrong Song
Oops!
WATCH THIS!
Short
Mmmm...Trivia
Reel Wise
Medium
Box-Office Bloopers
The Lost Star Wars
The Lyin’ King
Video Treasures
McLeaned
Taxi Driver, Starring Neil Diamond
They Felt the Passion
Hunting for DVD Easter Eggs
(Not) Coming to a Theater Near You
Long
The Cost War (Movies)
POP SCIENCE
Short
Spider? Man?
Wearable Electronics
Animal Life Spans
Tree-mendous
Rocks on the Go
Weights and Measures
Wooden You Know
Medium
I Hate Cleaning!
Upstanding Citizens
Q&A: Body of Knowledge
Comic Book Science
Color-Blind
Q&A: Ask the Experts
How Not to Get Struck By Lightning
Long
Lucky Strikes
SPORTS & AMUSEMENTS
Short
Not Exactly Seabiscuit
Basketball
Medium
Foul Balls
Goooooooal!
Grandma Celia, Card Shark
Long
The Birth of the Major Leagues
* Jack Johnson vs. The Great White Hope
MUSIC
Short
The Who?
“I Want a Beer As Cold As My Ex-Wife’s Heart”
Medium
Behind the Hits
Long
By the Time We Got to Woodstock, Pt. I
* By the Time We Got to Woodstock, Pt. II
INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS
Short
Be A Pochemuchka!
(Not) Made In China
Lost in Translation
Medium
The Great Wall of Florida
The Search for the “Afghan Girl”
Made in China
Long
Nephew of a Dictator
THAT’S DEATH
Short
Last Words
Where There’s A Will
Medium
That’s Death!
Getting the Last Word
The Zombie Quiz
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Short
The Eternal Twinkie
Food for Thought
One Egg Pop, Please
Medium
Limburger Cheese War
Soy Ya Later
CREATURE FEATURES
Short
A Great Ape
Statue Rats
Animals in the News
Birth Announcement
Medium
Hairy Houdinis
News of the Wild
It’s A Dog’s Life
Lucky Critters
Boneheads
News of the Wild
Animals Famous for 15 Minutes
GOVERN-MENTAL
Short
Dobbyloom Chainpegger
Mr. Potty Mouth
Medium
Your Government At Work
Taking the Low Road
Long
* CIA’s First Coup, Pt. I
CIA’s First Coup, Pt. II
A Spy? Not I!
* CIA’s First Coup, Pt. III
BUSINE$$
Medium
McLibel
Sellouts?
(Bad) Dream Houses
What’d You McSay?
Gobbled Up
Long
The Other Mr. Coffee
What’s On eBay
MOUTHING OFF
Short
Love and Marriage
Fighting Words
Kind of Kinky
Kind of Kinky
The Naked Truth
Beg Your Parton
Ancient Wisdom
Muhammad Ali: Poet
Comic Relief
Say Goodnight, Gracie
Tick-Tock
PunditSpeak
Sagan Says
WORDPLAY
Short
Flubbed Headlines
Thumbers & Modocks
This Is My Other Car
Amazing Anagrams
Little Willie
Limericks
Uncle John’s Puzzlers
TTFN, Sweater Girl!
Sin Bins & Bucket Bags
Code Brown
A Dummary of Words
Medium
Ol’ Jay’s Brainteasers
Have Fun With
Long
A Day in Palindromia
AMERICANA
Short
Would You Rather Live In
Stagecoaches
Putting Revenge on the Map
The Talented Miss America
Alabama Kleenex
Medium
Odd Museums
Name That Town
POP-POURRI
Short
You’re My Inspiration
Uncle John’s Page of Lists
That’s About the Size of It
Crazy Eights
The Number of...
Medium
Know Your Globe
It’s Art to Someone
ORIGINS
Medium
Founding Fathers
Random Origins
Plastic Money
Long
Stalled Cars
Computer Viruses
FORGOTTEN HISTORY
Medium
The Rise And Demise of Ulysses S. Grant
How the West Was Lost
And Then What Happened?
Long
History of Civilization
Gimli Glider, Pt. I
Women in Space, Pt. I
America’s Forgotten Founding Father
And Then What Happened?
Gimli Glider, Pt. II
* (Bat) Bombs Away!
And Then What Happened?
Women in Space, Pt. II
* Who Was Deep Throat?
* Gimli Glider, Pt. III
MYTHS & LEGENDS
Short
Myth-Conceptions
Myth-Leading
Medium
You’ve Got Mail!
Welcome to the Twilight Zone
Urban Legends
Don’t Eat That!
Long
The Four Dragons
The Great Seattle Windshield Epidemic
* Birthstones
LIFE IS STRANGE
Short
What’s Up, Doc?
Amazing Luck
Medium
The World’s (Un)luckiest Man
Just Plane Weird
Irregular News
Amazing Luck
It Worked...Too Well!
Ironic, Isn’t It?
In the News: The Birds and the Bees
Irregular News
I Can’t Take It Anymore!!!
Role Models
More Irregular News
Abbey-Normal
Long
Unintended Consequences
OH, CANADA
Short
Made in Canada
Medium
Weird Canada
Marathon of Hope
Jellied Moose Nose
WORD & PHRASE ORIGINS
Short
Familiar Phrases
Word Origins
Medium
Word Orgins
Word Orgins
LAW & ORDER
Short
Court Transquips
Nice Crooks
Looney Laws
Medium
Instant Justice
Strange Lawsuits
Dumberer Crooks
Strange Lawsuits
More Nice Crooks
Long
America’s First Private Eye
* How to Fight a Speeding Ticket
The Pinkerton Files
KUNG PHOOEY
Short
I Scare Nothing! Even You Become Napkins!
Kung Fu Wisdom
Medium
Jackie Chan’s Greatest Hits
Long
The King of Kung Fu
The Creepiest Movie Ever Made
* Let’s Watch Kung Fu
HOAXES
Short
Winston Churchill’s Dirty Bird
Funny Money
Medium
Best Pranks Ever
Living a Lie
Not Who They Seemed To Be
Long
Celebrity Two-Timers
Was It...Murder?
The Nigerian Scam
CUSTOMS & SUPERSTITIONS
Short
No Whistling!
Break a Leg!
Medium
Happy Eostre!
Where’s Your Mecca?
Speak of the Devil
Offenders of the Faith
On the Wart Path
PRINTED WORD
Short
Dog Gives Birth to Kittens!
Medium
The Chaucer of Cheese
Banned Books
The World’s Worst Poet
The Bestselling Books of All Time
The World’s Worst Novelist
Answers
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