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1. Your funeral is at noon tomorrow.
2. Please don’t scream.
3. I was surrounded by assholes.
4. They need to leave so I can thoroughly scold you.
5. Satan would offer his residents air conditioning first.
6. In good news, there would be honey rocks in my future.
7. I’m in a mood tonight, so call me Lucy.
8. These are strange times.
9. Ain’t nobody dumb enough to keep a dog that ugly around here.
10. The world was a weird place.
11. A gallon of ice cream could fix anything.
12. Why would you put Jesus in a bucket?
13. Can I kill them?
14. This is like the start of a bad joke.
15. Taking the advice of an archangel seemed wise.
16. Fire can purify anything.
17. I will bring severe injury to any who try to take a piece of mine.
18. This really isn’t an efficient weapon.
19. Few souls have a hard alignment with the forces of good, evil, order, or chaos.
20. I’m going to need a manual on how to seduce an ancient antique.
About R.J. Blain