[Warriors of Kaleth 01] • Kaldar

I’m stuck on a pleasure planet with a crazy alien warrior who is supposed to be my mate.

This is waaaaay beyond FML.

If I knew when I woke up this morning that I was gonna find out there are honest to god aliens out in space and they’re taking human women as mates and I was gonna be next… well, I would have just gone back to sleep.

The worst part?

He thinks I’m a human warrior that’s just as crazy as him.

See, I’m an actress. I’ve been stuck doing action movies.

And someone somewhere made a mistake.

They thought I did my own stunts.

So they matched us, and stuck us together.

I mean, what are two supersoldiers supposed to do on a date?

Kill cyborgs? Raid outposts?

I’m more used to mini golf and cocktails.

I better figure out a way for us to work together. And soon.

Because he’s got a whole month planned out for us.

Love really did turn out to be war.

Literally.