Snow White and the Seventh Bodyguard

Makana, known to the world as singer Snow White, is enjoying the resurgence of xyr popularity after a Youtube single brought xyr back into the public eye. But not all the attention xe gets is good, and xe reluctantly hires a bodyguard. Patrick Cortez seems like the perfect person for the job. But he's also sweet, funny, and twenty-one years xyr junior. At least the press is having a good time.