[Glitchworld 02] • DoucheMage

Brian Morecock has gotten kicked in the dick one too many times. Now he's kicking back. In Prestige Gaming an impressive collection of nanite blocks and talented, dirty-minded programmers makes every game come to actual life. But for Brian it is about more than living in the game and abusing fellow players - it is about being the top dog and ruling it too. When the new rollout is announced and management decides it is time to nerf this rogue player, he decides its time to nerf them back. He finds himself in a desperate gooey battle to keep from dying - and being reset. All of his powers and items are on the line as Brian/Morelon the Learned tries to stay alive and beat the unbeatable . . . 𝗗𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 - 𝗔 𝗚𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆. C𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘆𝗺𝘀, 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘀, 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲. J𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀, 𝗷𝗮𝗯𝘀, 𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝟮𝟱 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗻𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘆—𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴. Glitchworld - the ten book multi-origin series set in an augmented reality nanite theme park presents Douchemage, The Rise of Morelon (and Nicole). Join Nolan and I as we map out the great future world of nanotech gaming, then fill it with dick jokes, bad acronyms and ORGASMs (Organizational Readers Guidance Assistant for System Mastery). Don't trust me? Let's see what the reviewers have to say. "Needs more hard boning." - Your Mom "Jesus - what the hell is wrong with you?" - Nolan's mom. Fapping noises and groaning - Nolan Locke What are you waiting for? Buy it today!