[Alvin Ho 02] • Alvin Ho 2 · Allergic to Camping, Hiking, and Other Natural Disasters

Alvin Ho does not think the great outdoors is great. It is super-duper scary. Here are a few reasons why:

1. Flash floods

2. Meteorites

3. Lots of creepy trees

4. Pit toilets!

Luckily, when his dad suggests--gulp!--a camping trip, Alvin is prepared. He has:

1. A portable generator

2. Night-vision goggles

3. Toilet paper

4. More toilet paper!

So grab your mosquito netting and your heavy-duty flashlight and experience the great outdoors with the one and only Alvin Ho.