[UFO 03] • Unidentified Funny Objects 3

SCIENCE FICTION. FANTASY. HUMOR. This is the third annual volume of Unidentified Funny Objects and it contains twenty-three humorous short stories from some of the genre's best-known authors, as well as talented up-and-comers.

These are some of the unlikely characters you will encounter in the pages of this book:

Hobo Satan

Vampire novelist

Traveling robot salesman

Brain-in-a-jar superhero

Jinn trapped in a mattress

Foreword - Alex Shvartsman

On the Efficacy of Supervillain Battles in Eliciting Therapeutic Breakthroughs - Jim C. Hines

The Right Answer - James A. Miller

The Gefilte Fish Girl - Mike Resnick

Master of Business Apocalypse - Jakob Drud

Carla at the Off-Planet Tax Return Helpline - Caroline M. Yoachim

Why I Bought Satan Two Cokes on the Day I Graduated High School - Nathaniel Lee

Company Store - Robert Silverberg

The Door-to-Door Salesthing from Planet X - Josh Vogt

Picture Perfect - Matt Mikalatos

The Discounted Seniors - James Beamon

That Must Be Them Now - Karen Haber

Notes to My Past And/or Alternate Selves - Sarah Pinsker

The Real and the Really Real - Tim Pratt

Into the Woods, with Zombunny - Camille Griep

Live at the Scene - Gini Koch

The Newsboy’s Last Stand - Krystal Claxton

The Full Lazenby - Jeremy Butler

Do Not Remove This Tag - Piers Anthony

Super-Baby-Moms Group Saves the Day! - Tina Connolly

The Choochoomorphosis - Oliver Buckram

The Fate Worse than Death - Kevin J. Anderson and Guy Anthony De Marco

Elections at Villa Encantada - Cat Rambo

Infinite Drive - Jody Lynn Nye