A Weirdly Perverted Romance

I made my way to the door and just as I reached for the door knob I got pulled back "Well yeah that was slightly awkward...but I have your school work here you missed today and uh I don't think you should be going to work you still seem a little..."

I glared, a little what? I snatched the papers out of his hands "Yippee" I muttered looking down at them; the homework included a maths project. How did he get my homework?

"Oh I tracked down your teachers and asked." He reported with a smirk at my confused looks "Aren't I great?"

"Yeah, wouldn't want to miss a maths project." I muttered frowning down at the papers and then looking up at him, his expression was that of a wounded puppy. I sighed reaching up to pat his head "It was a nice thought however."

His expression brightened "Yes, I know, I am full of nice thoughts."

"Hah, don't get so cocky." I teased walking to the lounge room to put my homework down on the coffee table. I turned around and my eyes widened when I was face to face with The Pervert.

I stepped back a few steps and a light bulb went off in my head "Want to try a lamington I made?!" I asked hopefully and he blinked before nodding. I grabbed his wrist and dragged him to the kitchen, grabbing a lamington from the fridge "You're lucky! I haven't even tried them yet!"

He took it from my hand and eyed it for a second before warily taking a bite from it; I watched his eyes contort into horror and he swallowed with a meek smile "Maybe cooking isn't for you."

I frowned taking the lamington from his hand and taking a bite from it. I immediately started choking and sputtered cake crumbs everywhere.

"Damn it!" I frowned at the lamington putting it down on the kitchen bench "I thought I didn't do so badly this time"

"Oh come on, it's not that bad..." he replied and I sent him a sharp look of incredulity.

"You have got to be kidding me" I cried surprised he hadn't gagged "Tell the truth."

"Ok" he wrapped an arm around my shoulder as if to soften the affect his words would have on me "That was the worst thing I have ever eaten in my life."