[H.E.A. Files 01] • Happily Ever Awkward

**Marauding pirates, rampaging zombies, malevolent wizards…**

**First dates really sucketh.**

Cursed with insecurity by a passive-aggressive witch, young Prince Paul has never believed he has what it takes to save a princess, not that a princess would ever love someone like him anyway. However, when circumstances force him upon a Quest to rescue the world’s most beautiful princess from the world’s most evil sorcerer, Paul has no choice — he must fight his way through a twisted fantasy realm and all the tangled tropes it can throw at him…or die trying.

Joined by a primordial feminist, a swaggering ego-maniac, a singing sword, and a ship with paws, will the timid prince be able to rise above his doubts and fears, rescue the princess, save the world, and ultimately earn the title of Prince Charming?

I’m not telling.

That’s why you have to read the book.

If you like The Princess Bride or The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy you should go read those again because they’re really good. But if you’re looking for something new and you like swashbuckling adventure, oddball humor, magical books, and just a pinch of romance, pick up Happily Ever Awkward, the first volume of The H.E.A. Files series.

If you read it, you’ll live Happily Ever After.*

*Results may vary.