Unexpected Hero

Jane desires revenge on her ex. She also wants to end the world because she’s pissed off and having to make car payments sucks.

Fred wishes he could go back to school instead of inheriting his Pops’ debt-riddled cannery.

Kikwrokizum needs to get the invasion of Earth back on track so that mighty Cthulhu can devour the horrid place and simultaneously eradicate all those awful cat videos.

When Jane answers an ad seeking a partner for destroying the world and Fred answers an ad for saving it, the fate of all three will be changed forever.

You’ll never look at Texas-style calamari sauce the same way.