[How to Survive the Afterlife 02] • Soul Catchers · How to Survive the Afterlife Book 2

Sequel to 'The Limpet Syndrome,' 'Soul Catchers' is book 2 of 'How to Survive the Afterlife'

What do you do once you've escaped from Hell? Walk away and live on an island somewhere? What if no island is safe? What if you are the key to discovering the truth about life, death, heaven and why ginger beer is good for seasickness? If you love books that challenge your belief systems about feline astronauts, demons made of dark matter (possibly!), high speed tractors, the meaning of life (and death) and talking pigeons then this is the book for you. Ok you've never read a book like that before...here's your chance!

What people say about How to Survive the Afterlife:

"It's not Terry Pratchett, but it is the next best thing." (Soul Catchers)

"Surreal, weirdness, craziness and humour feature strongly in this book." (Soul Catchers)

"The scene in Hell are wonderful. That's where the real humour shines through." (Soul Catchers)

"The story is compelling and told with economy that keeps driving on." (Soul Catchers)

"The novel that restores your faith in reading for pleasure." (Limpet Syndrome)

From the back of the book:

As the demons gather to debate John’s disappearance the scattered parts of his soul plan revenge on those responsible. All that stands between him and success is his newly acquired Tourette’s Syndrome and an increasing list of pursuers. Demons, Satan, shadow souls and a gang of deceased murderous dictators all want a piece of him. Fortunately there’s plenty to go around.

Meanwhile the pigeon, Sandy Logan, contemplates his unfulfilled ambitions. What if he ruled Hell? All he needs is an army and a plan to spark revolution. While the demons are distracted, his dysfunctional army will attempt to pull off one of the greatest heists in the Universe.

On the Isles of Scilly a pale girl with bleached white hair sits on the grass studying a puzzle book. She isn’t like her quirky pirate obsessed brother or any other islander. It’s proving to be the hardest puzzle of all.

Young fingers trace the letters on a cold black stone. They find a J, O, H, and finally, N. It’s the grave of a man whose image has been imprinted on David’s mind his whole life. Yet the name is the second most interesting thing about it. Mysteriously chiseled on the back of the headstone are the words, ‘God Protects the King.’