Fifty Shades Of Sparkling Vampires With Dragon Tattoos That Play Starvation Games

Katnella Everswan lives in a post apocalyptic waste dump, but has kinky dreams of a bondage loving billionaire. When the Starvation Games get underway though, all bets are off. Rock hard pecs are revealed, blood is shed, and not so suble sexual innuendos are dropped. Enter a brooding werewolf, and sit back as the stage is set for an adventure like none other.

Note: This is a short parody of a spoof wrapped in a wet blanket of irreverence.

This collection also features the parodies "I'm So Going To Make You Cry At The End," "The Baked Good Bandit Catchers," "You Totally Just Got Double Crossed By Your Own Spy Agency," "The Noble Lawyer vs. The Evil Corporation (Remarkably Not A Fable)," "The Future Sucks (Even With Aliens)," "Zombies Ate My In Laws," "How To Be More Attractive To Men," "How To Be More Attractive To Women," "Profound Poetry," "Recipe By A Seven Year Old," "The Revolutionary New Diet You'll Next Stick To," "A Short History Of Bipartisan Politics," and "Let's Get Victorian With It (This Title Powered By Steam)"