Talk Dirty German

**Learn to Speak German--the Dirty Deutsch Way!**

If you think German is all *brat* and no *wurst* , you need to think again. German is sexier--and dirtier--than you might imagine. (Think Hamburg!) From hearts and violins to pigs and dogs, Goethe's native tongue is ripe--and rank--with creative obscenities, including:

*Kuck mal diese geile Schnitte!*

Look at that sexy chick!

**Literal translation:** Look at that sexy slice!

*Alle wissen dass Klaus sehr gut geigt.*

Everyone knows Klaus f **ks well.

** Literal translation:** Everyone knows Klaus plays the violin well.