Confessions of a Window Cleaner

**It always took longer to clean the inside of the windows**

Viv preferred a man with experience.

Dorothy was a little careless with her underclothes.

Mrs. Armstrong provided tea and cake beforehand.

Brenda consumed marshmallows afterwards.

Sandy drew the line at taking her clothes off.

Sonia performed for an audience.

Overwhelmed by the hospitality of his customers, Tim found it increasingly difficult to keep his mind on the job. Soon he longed for the peace and quiet of a steady relationship with his girl friend Elizabeth.

**But even the quiet and virginal Elizabeth was full of surprises.**