[The Xenophobe's Guide 01] • The Xenophobe's Guide to the French

Xenophobia - an irrational fear of foreigners, probably justified, always understandable.

Xenophobe's Guides - an irreverant look at the beliefs and foibles of nations, almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

'The French believe intensely in what they call le droit: that everything that matters should be done in the right way and in the right place and at the right time. What they don't like, and ignore at their discretion, are petty regulations - about parking, smoking, driving, hygiene, and where you may and may not urinate.'

Xenophobe's Motto - Forewarned is forearmed.