Locked Door

One of us has definitely gotten our dates wrong. And it's definitely not me.

If there's one thing that I'm good at, it's planning and keeping things organized. Okay, that's two things, but they're related, and they are the most crucial aspects of who I am.

I am a professional organizer.

So what if that national brand didn't want to partner with me, and those TV star entrepreneurs said "no deal."

I am an organizational savant!

I'm not escaping to this vacation rental to lick my wounds from my recent rejections. I just need a quiet place to regroup and plan my next move. To organize my thoughts.

And I'm very sorry for this seemingly nice guy, who has mistakenly understood that this house is his for the week.

Yes, I can see that he arrived before me. And, he obviously has a code that actually works for the lock on the front door, but I'm pretty sure the only reason my code isn't working is because he used his first,...